Candy canes with the most absurd brand collab flavors, decorative lights, and catchy holiday music (which plays on a loop in every retail store) could only mean one thing: Christmas is quickly approaching.
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Aries– Morgan Wallen
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As the cold season ushered in, campus snowflakes mourned Charlie Crist’s gubernatorial defeat to god king Desantis.
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Ahh yes, a beloved tradition celebrated throughout America where we stuff our faces with mediocre food and pretend like conquering indigenous tribes “really wasn't that bad.”
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Ikea has been receiving a lot of criticism from the public recently.
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Now more than ever we can make friends all across the internet, hopefully avoiding as many neckbeards as possible.
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As governors DeSantis’ and Newsom’s migrant bussing feud heats up, the leaders are looking to let off a little steam in the most American way possible
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Speedy Tortoise II shocked the world Sunday night when he not only lapped Harold Hare in the Track & Field portion of the Furrylympics but ultimately won the race, becoming the first of his species to ever win anything.
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We get it. RIP Lizzy.
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That’s right, another pretentious awards show with celebrities and their silly little gold statues happened.
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With spring break consisting of icey weather and imminent rain clouds, Tallahassee residents dream of the warmer, sunnier days, such as winter break.
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Jared Leto recently announced he will be auctioning off a guitar he used for downtime on the Morbius release tour to Ukrainian refugees in Poland.
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Well, the Oscars definitely happened!
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Nightmare Alley: Bradley Cooper trips absolute balls, convinces himself he’s a silly little trickster man and goes on to gaslight literally everyone he’s ever met. It’s so scary.
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You either love him or hate him--Kanye West, also known as Ye or every Swiftie’s musical arch-nemesis.
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Two Weeks ago the Bagels and that LA team came together to brawl in the Super Bowl— for the people who are not familiar, it’s the sports show where Lady Gaga performed her iconic music mash-up in 2017.
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As the season of love ravages FSU’s campus, insufferable couples find new ways to tell everyone they have a beau this Valentine’s.
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In today’s society, being a person who has not yet watched Euphoria is as ugly as someone going to Starbucks during the boycott.
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With the smell of love and Health and Wellness Center appointments in the air, many feel they’ll find their other half in the city of romance (Tallahassee, Florida).
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It’s no secret: Communism has slowly taken over America.
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