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Op-Ed: Why It’s Important to Organize Your Pinned Contacts in Order From Most to Least Favorite, Reevaluate Weekly

Apr 30, 2025

Op-Ed: Why It’s Important to Organize Your Pinned Contacts in Order From Most to Least Favorite, Reevaluate Weekly

Apr 30, 2025

Apr 30, 2025

Harley Davidson T-Shirt Purchased From Market Wednesday Found to be An Artifact, You Won’t BELIEVE Its True Price

Apr 14, 2025

Harley Davidson T-Shirt Purchased From Market Wednesday Found to be An Artifact, You Won’t BELIEVE Its True Price

Apr 14, 2025

Apr 14, 2025

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Another Fucking Addition Problem? Academic Pressures Push Business Majors Past Their Limits

Nov 8, 2025

Another Fucking Addition Problem? Academic Pressures Push Business Majors Past Their Limits

Nov 8, 2025

Nov 8, 2025

FSU Tired of Current Union, Gonna Try Again with a Different One: Construction to Finish in 2099

Nov 4, 2025

FSU Tired of Current Union, Gonna Try Again with a Different One: Construction to Finish in 2099

Nov 4, 2025

Nov 4, 2025

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Local Stoner Hospitalized by ‘Afghanistani Joe Rogan Stank Pussy Diamond Omega Kush’ Pre-Roll

Nov 12, 2025

Local Stoner Hospitalized by ‘Afghanistani Joe Rogan Stank Pussy Diamond Omega Kush’ Pre-Roll

Nov 12, 2025

Nov 12, 2025

Florida Man Gives Out Copper Wiring and Perc-30s To Trick-Or-Treaters

Oct 29, 2025

Florida Man Gives Out Copper Wiring and Perc-30s To Trick-Or-Treaters

Oct 29, 2025

Oct 29, 2025

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5 Things to Do Now That Woke is Back

Nov 17, 2025

5 Things to Do Now That Woke is Back

Nov 17, 2025

Nov 17, 2025

Blowing Your Friends, And Five Other Harmless Pranks To Pull With The Sitting President

Nov 16, 2025

Blowing Your Friends, And Five Other Harmless Pranks To Pull With The Sitting President

Nov 16, 2025

Nov 16, 2025