A recent AP poll regarding Gen Z dating found that 86% of heterosexual daters consider owning a pet of the opposite sex cheating. 

You live in Collegetown, and you have a class over a mile away in the College of Medicine. What outfit are you wearing to class? Shorts? A tank top? Floridians choose something you might not expect.

Cuffing season is approaching, so get ready for the single women in your life to introduce you to their new boo (not Halloween-related but scary nonetheless). 

The morning light shines through the blinds on the bed that you share with your situationship. He looks over at you, tucks your hair behind your ear, and says, “You look magnificent right when you wake up. The sunlight makes your eyes look golden.”

Ranchers call him Riley: a 6 ft, 2,400 pound, muscular Clydesdale Horse with the kill count of a trigger happy Vietnam war veteran.

Vee Vill rid this city of the evil of g-garlic…and all other abhorrent things,” Dailey told reporters in a midnight press conference.

Stamos took the stage to announce that the 85-year-old musician would be stepping away from live touring to pursue an AI deepfake residency at the Las Vegas Sphere

I love Ted Lasso. It made me a good person. I am who I am because of Coach Lasso. Before Ted, I was a wicked, wicked man.