Worst UF Alumni Ranked by How Often They Voted to Defund Your Healthcare

Obviously, a comprehensive list of the worst UF Alumni would go on for at least twelve pages (haha, fuck the gators, haha), but very few of those alumni actually have a real world impact (haha, roasted, haha) and have used that impact to ensure that innocent little doe-eyed kids with asthma can’t afford their inhalers. But of course, there is one UF graduate that has dedicated his political career to doing just that, amongst other unforgivable things such as denying the impact of humans on climate change and hating disco music.

1. Marco Rubio

Rubio is the first and only member of this list, since he voted not only to repeal Obamacare, but also for the “skinny” repeal amendment, which would have repealed provisions such as the mandate that large-scale companies provide their employees with health insurance. For that, we sincerely hope that when he arrives in Hell he is doomed to repeatedly and thirstily push a large disco ball up a hill, only to have it roll back down every time, all while the Spotify playlist “This Is: Bee Gees” plays on loop.