Our Staff
Natanel M.
Co-editor In CHief
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
Yanille C.
Co-editor In Chief
“I’m like Albert Einstein if he was Latina and acted like an Animal Crossing villager.”
Thomas D.
Writer
“Have you dreamed this man?”
Jamie D.
Writer
“Never beating the allegations of being weird and offputting.”
Chloe H.
Writer
“If undeniable charm was a boulder, u could call me Sisyphus”
Ashley W.
Writer
“I think we should start eating horses”
Caroline E.
Writer
“The point of any drug should be to make you feel like you're in an Ellen audience dance”
Chris r.
writer
“Fervently and openly I will love until it’s gone, until there’s nothing left for me to give.”
Hannah G.
Writer
“HELP HELLLLLLPPPP HELP ME HELLLLP ME PLEASE HELP”
katie T.
Writer
“In a constant state of confusion”
Caroline H.
Writer
“1 hashbrown side of pickles”
Jack m.
Writer
“Guess what came in the mail today”