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Kamala Harris laughed at what?
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Yes, you heard it here FIRST: Taylor Swift is running for president!
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When our loyal readers begged us to rank the top ten birds of all time, we did.
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However, even Washington D.C. knows what Tallahassee is all about, because neither presidential business nor secret service could stop her from visiting one of the state capital’s favorite bars: Clyde’s & Costello's
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