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Read MoreOver the weekend, liquor bottle graveyards will be shoved deep into closets, while “Tax This Dick” and “Kim Jong Un” flags will be folded and neatly put away until Monday morning
Read MoreSince the new Student Union opened up, life on FSU’s campus has improved.
Read MoreWhether you’re taking 18 credit hours this semester or studying business, burnout has already arrived for a large sum of FSU’s student body this school year despite it just beginning.
Read MoreLet's take the time now to direct our attention to FSU’s 2024 BINGO CARD.
Read MoreThis shift in breakup season is raising eyebrows everywhere.
Read MoreWhat does every good movie need?
Read MoreIf you’ve ever been up before 9 AM on a Sunday in Tallahassee, that says a lot of things about you.
Read MoreWe’ve all been there
Read MoreThis fairy tale experience has recently been exposed as FSU International Programs faces a class action lawsuit from its former students.
Read MoreSick of scrolling through sad Tik Tok slideshows every night?
Read MoreOh Eggplant, where do I even begin?
Read MoreA lot of credit is owed to the marketing geniuses behind the conglomerate of food options located at 1851.
Read MoreAh yes, the quintessential coming-of-age moment for freshmen dorm crawlers residents -- doing laundry without mommy for the first time.
Read MoreI have many qualms with Starbucks.
Read MoreThe Americans with Disability Act passed through the Senate with vast bipartisan support and was signed by George H.W. Bush in 1990.
Read MoreIt’s the night before your big exam and you haven’t studied one bit.
Read MorePicture this: You’re walking on campus, headed to your next class (I know, already a bit of a stretch, but stay with me here).
Read MoreThis one is for all the freshmen who are still new to campus. I hope you know that you are the reason why the parking situation sucks ass!
Read MoreRecent events have been haunting me.
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