Top 10 Software for Your Computer
I know what you’re thinking. The Eggplant hasn’t posted a Top 10 article in what feels like an eternity. What could possibly be so important that The Eggplant can’t cater to the needs of its loyal readers? Well, it’s this article. For the past few months, our team of analysts have been hard at work, painstakingly cataloging the best computer programs on the market today. As an online news source, we understand the importance of a smooth user experience, so thank you for bearing with us through this Top 10 dry spell and we truly hope you enjoy this list ranking the Top 10 Software for Your Computer.
10. Google Earth - Barely squeaking into the 10th spot of our list is none other than Google Earth. How many times have you gotten directions on a map application and thought to yourself, “But what if it was in street view?” Google Earth makes this possible and much more (e.g. keeping 7 year olds entertained for–at best–a few minutes, or looking at your house because you’re curious).
9. Microsoft Excel - Who doesn’t love a good challenge? Don’t be fooled by the name of the program in 9th place. Without countless hours of Excel for Dummies books and online tutorials that go too fast, you won’t be excelling. But that’s the beauty of a program like Microsoft Excel. You have to earn it.
8. The Simpsons: Hit & Run - The video games of today bombard the player’s senses with too much plot and overly realistic graphics. Lucky for you, The Simpsons: Hit & Run suffers from neither of these problems, making it a timeless classic. The relentless glitches and low graphical resolution remind us of the beauty of imperfection and the flaws that exist within us all.
7. Bing - In the 7th spot of today’s list is Bing, the future of web browsing. Bing’s remarkable AI integration and weak security make it the perfect place to connect with new people that can’t wait to learn all about you. They’ll ask you things like “What’s your pin number?” and “What’s your mother’s maiden name?”. Everyone loves using Bing! Use it!
6. Microsoft Sharepoint - Woah, a second entry from Microsoft? Things are heating up! If you value a work-life balance, then Sharepoint is the program for you. Not only will the software’s hard-to-use interface and limited workflow make you want to kill yourself, it will also make you want to take a much needed break from your 9-to-5. Everybody needs a break sometimes, right?
5. Windows Vista - In a world burdened by choice, wouldn’t it be great to have an operating system that makes it a little easier to choose? Vista does just that by getting rid of all those clunky features that nobody used before like instant messaging and seamless internet browsing. God knows why Windows ever bothered to make another operating system.
4. Sony Vegas - In our 4th place spot is Sony Vegas. Sure, you could use other video editing software like Adobe Premiere or DaVinci Resolve, but that’s not living life on the edge. Sony Vegas offers users a constant adrenaline rush as they try to finish a project before the program inevitably crashes and deletes all their work.
3. Origin Launcher - EA’s Origin Launcher takes the bronze and takes user security to a whole new level. The software constantly tests the user’s ability to remember their login info by logging them out at random and selectively choosing when to accept login information. This software is not for the easily gaslit.
2. Free Clash Royale Gems Download No Human Verification - Although not technically a piece of software, a Clash Royale gem download–or any in-game currency download–will result in many amazing programs being installed on your computer. And the best part is, there’s no catch! This software will quietly operate in the background, staying out of your way while you make your in-game fortune. Do it!
Microsoft Teams - Microsoft with the hat trick! The number one greatest software for your computer, without a shadow of doubt, is Microsoft Teams. The greatness of the program speaks for itself, as it installs itself onto your computer without warning and duplicates itself on the desktop over and over and over and over and over again. We love how you just can’t seem to get rid of it and since the software auto-launches every time you boot up your computer, then it must be the best, right? RIGHT!?