Yesterday afternoon, 30+ players on the Charleston Southern University football team revealed that they are being fined and will have to sit out a game following a horrific incident in which the young men had the audacity to use the textbook money they are entitled to to buy frivolous things, including pencils, binders and even electronics.
Read MoreFollowing widespread steroid usage among the Gator football team stemming from former starting quarterback Will Grier’s failed drug test, the UF athletic department announced Wednesday that they must now fund the creation of new athletic cups to help protect the team’s itty bitty nuts. Officials say the problem was brought to their attention when several players described their athletic cup situation as being similar to . . .
Read MoreEarly this morning, Wake Forest Police Department officials reported a dead lamb found on the football team’s practice field. Though they have yet to release any named suspects, a source at Wake Forest has said Florida State punter Cason Beatty was seen attempting to coax a lamb out of a local farm last night with a bottle of black-market sheep breast milk . . .
Read MoreFollowing the first sold-out game in FSU men’s basketball history, an unpaid marketing intern working within the FSU athletic department thinks he’s found the cause: an ambiguous advertisement that seemed to associate Coach Hamilton’s men’s basketball team . . .
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