5 Ways To Play It off When He Mistakes Your Fupa for Your Boob

We’ve all had those awkward hookups. The college experience is all about laying in bed next to a complete stranger, unable to sleep, fan squeaking, mulling over the events that just took place over a wild night on the town, right? By events, we mean the dramatic buildup of Snapchatting someone for two weeks just for the situationship to end anticlimactically (literally). But what happens when the night is thrown a curveball, and he mistakes your fupa for your boob? The Eggplant has some advice on how to play it cool if you happen to find yourself in this very niche, but nevertheless sticky situation. It may be more likely than you think.

1. Just go with it

This is obvious because he’s probably so caught up in the moment, he won’t even realize the disastrous, life-altering mistake he just made. Our best advice is to just go with the flow and let him think he’s doing everything right. A small ego boost can’t hurt sometimes. 

2. Say you’re not in the mood

If you’re really turned off by the gesture, you can always say you’re no longer in the mood for some action. In reality, you may now be feeling so uncomfortable with your body that you dried up like the Sahara Desert and are in fact, not at all in the mood. Either way, there’s no harm in making him pay for the mix-up by calling off the hookup. 

3. Maybe they are the same thing?

????? That “We are All One” sticker on your Hydroflask might be onto something. Does it really make a difference? 

4. Do the same to him

Mistake his mini me for his beer belly and see how it feels. They can always dish it out without being able to take it back.

5. You can’t

Let’s face it. You simply can’t play it off and you will never bounce back from this. This is as bad as it gets. You’ve seen a man moan while grabbing the most exposed part of your body. Sex will never be the same for you again, bestie.