Fear struck the hearts of, maybe, two dozen people last Thursday when the passengers of Bilver Bairways flight BV128 realized that their commute from Tallahassee to Ft. Lauderdale would be facilitated by propeller plane. While the pilot remained confident in his ability to pioneer the journey, the flight attendant aboard the small aircraft, Angela Cornfee, was clearly uneasy.
Read MoreAfter the release of Apple’s latest overpriced but still-worth-it-because-it’s-not-an-Android installment of the iPhone, brand loyal users everywhere are going nuts over features that scare everyone who believes in the A.I. Revolution.
Read MoreThe holiday season is rapidly approaching, making Christmas music more and more socially acceptable to listen to in public and crying alone in your car when you remember how terrible Christmas is now that your dad got remarried.
Read MoreOn the corner of one of Tallahassee’s busiest intersections, Justin “Flips” Granger has been working as a human billboard for 3 months. He reportedly began the job to pay off parking tickets and the credit card debt he accrued with “Kim Kardashian: Hollywood” in-app microtransactions, but he claims to have developed a passion for the work.
Read MoreOn Monday evening, three days after “ThE WorLD iS EndINg: La$T KeG PArtY” hosted by Malcolm Rockwell, Tiana Moore was found standing in Rockwell’s living room, nodding along to the music and smiling every time someone said something to her, even though she wasn’t listening.
Read MoreWith half of Fall semester already under their belts, students at Florida State are ready for the non-judgemental, warm embraces from proud Nole parents. That’s right, it’s Parents’ Weekend and folks from all over Florida are celebrating the long-standing tradition of taking a full day off work to drive across the state to tell their child how disappointing their kitchen is.
Read MoreNovember has the potential to be a productive month, as it is one of your last chances to do literally any of the things you promised yourself you would at the beginning of the year.
Read MoreNovember is finally here and with it comes the smell of rotting gourds, a pilgrim’s promise and the beginning of the end for this season’s Greek life pledges. After a grueling two months of ill-fitting blazers, pastel ties and fruitless efforts to get a blow job from literally anyone warm-blooded, these fraternity hopefuls face the final test of loyalty and dedication: Hell Week.
Read MoreAny time a new director comes onto the scene of a beloved halloween torture-porn franchise, the air is abuzz with hostility and the remnants of Donnie Wahlberg’s farts. How could they possibly surpass the pure art of a shotgun death carousel? Luckily, the Spierig Brothers recognized the truth: sometimes, misanthropic depravity isn’t found in the mind of a fictional cancer patient with a vendetta.
Read MoreOctober 27th plopped entirely too much pop culture media onto our plates. The horny Mario game, the inexplicably controversial “Wolfenstein 2” and season 2 of the colossally popular Netflix original series “Stranger Things.”
Read MoreTallahassee boasts dozens of bars, clubs and restaurants to spice up your Friday night but none are as difficult to sneak into as Madison Social. The 21+ establishment makes it as hard as possible for underage students to slip through the cracks and blackout after three mixed drinks.
Read MoreLast weekend, students with fake ID’s ranging in believability came to Recess for a night of partying, dancing and trying to not fall in the pool.
Read MoreHistory was made Friday night when a group of audacious girls opted to go out with their natural hair, which would have been considered very cool and even normal anywhere outside of a Florida college town.
Read MoreProfessionalism and precision were both on display today in Professor Yulman’s Religious Ethics class when students arrived armed with their lengthy midterm research essays. While most were well thought out, revised and neatly bound together in those ugly little portfolios that you used for lab reports in AP Chemistry, one student caused a commotion in the back corner of the room as Professor Yulman collected the assignment.
Read MoreIt was just another Tuesday afternoon when brothers Jack and Adam from Florida State’s shortest and angriest fraternity kicked back on a semen-stained couch at their frat house.
Read MoreIf there’s anything middle class Americans love more than Christian youth groups, it’s Japanese steakhouses. You’re probably familiar with them if you know anyone named Emily who had a birthday recently.
Read MoreWith Parents’ Weekend looming in the near future, it is important to start preparing for the inevitable: your mom getting too drunk too fast at happy hour.
Read MoreAn already-rough semester took a turn for the worse this week for psychology teaching assistant and Florida State junior Michelle Lamp.
Read MoreAs OndaRay OuseyRay sat down at the last Strozier Starbucks booth on Thursday, a fellow student at the neighboring booth asked, “Hey can you watch my stuff? I’m just running to the bathroom real quick!”
Read MoreWomen who were once your average run-of-the-mill middle school tormentors have all grown into upstanding philanthropic women since joining their college sororities. These principled women, who were once suspended for taking pictures of girls through the cracks in the school bathroom stalls on their Motorola Razrs and posting them to Myspace, now pride themselves in taking part of an event that honors children.
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