It’s never easy to see a show you've religiously watched every Thursday at 7/8 p.m. central time suddenly get thrust into the realm of cancellations. What's harder than this, however, is suddenly seeing it become a Madison Social Trivia Night pick of the week.
Read MoreLast week, Florida State made the surprising decision to stop choking the environment with fossil fuels and commission an entire fleet of electric buses to transport students around Tallahassee by Fall of 2019.
Read MoreWinter break is usually a time where students are either getting drunk in an Airbnb with high school friends already deleted from Facebook or taking expensive cruises to every country their dads are trying to keep out of the United States.
Read MoreIt’s a new year. A new semester. A new day. Yet, there’s something different hanging in the air that isn’t the hippies on Landis who haven’t left their hammocks since 2018.
Read MoreThe weeks between Thanksgiving and Winter Break mean one thing and one thing only: the brothers of every fraternity at FSU will be throwing their super original and totally not misogynistic “Annual Sluts and Sleds Ugly Christmas Sweater” parties.
Read MoreThe North Florida Fair is quickly coming to a close, so it’s time to text everyone for a last minute invite in hopes that at least one of them will take pity on you and dish out over $25 for some whacky carnival games.
Read MoreThere has long been heated debates over the best pizza available in Tallahassee. Many students of FSU and FAMU would argue for Gaines Street Pies, Momo's or Centrale, but only true local experts have tasted the sweet sweet sauce of the true champion, Falzione's Pizza on Thomasville.
Read MoreHaving long been the center of controversy amidst those loud woke kids outside your humanities class is the gentrification of College Town.
Read MoreWhile the war between people who religiously shop at Lucky’s Market and Trader Joe’s wages on throughout Tallahassee, Publix has decided to make a comeback following the loss of The Fresh Market a few years ago by building a monolithic and trendy “Greenwise Market.”
Read MoreWith graduation just around the bend, The Eggplant is here to help all the liberal arts majors being thrown out into the real world ensure that they’ve made the most of their time in this kitschy, hellscape of a city by compiling a comprehensive list of all of the local cryptids found throughout the area.
Read MoreThe success of sticking FSU quarterback Deondre Francois with a marijuana possession citation after digging through his trash for several weeks has inspired the Tallahassee Police Department to create a new branch of TPD solely focused on digging through players’ garbage.
Read MoreFollowing the tragic loss of the evil clubbing entity, Coliseum at the end of last year, residents on the west side of Tallahassee have finally come to terms with. knowing that they will never be able to turn up next to a CVS littered with broken bottles and throw up ever again.
Read MoreWhen you have delicious, gravy-smothered breakfast biscuits on your mind, the last thing you'd expect is someone trying to steal your identity from right under your nose.
Read MoreLast week, 71 members of the Florida House of Representatives voted against merely hearing House Bill 219, which would ban AR-15s among other assault weapons and large-capacity magazines.
Read MoreThe smell of stress sweat and frustrated tears filled the air at the Lucky Goat on Pensacola last t weekend as many students opened their syllabus calendars for the first time all year.
Read MoreNestled between FAMU and FSU is Railroad Square Art Park: a local community of shops and unique businesses that holds a warm place in the hearts of everyone who grew up in Tallahassee and went through a scene phase.
Read MoreIt’s that time of year again, folks!
Read MoreBetsy DeVos will visit two schools in Tallahassee today. So naturally, we made a drinking game.
Read MoreIf you’re like me, your tummy is always growling for two things: an all-natural beef beatdown in the form of a chemically-laden, mass-produced hamburger and some hashtag coffee to wash it all down.
Read MoreSummer is just around the corner! While the season change usually just means a temperature shift from ‘semi-uncomfortable’ to ‘it feels like the inside of a mouth,’ some Tallahassee residents take this time to indulge in some R&R at the beautiful, not at all gentrified Lake Ella. Whether you’re watching an $8 Big Easy Snowball drip down your arm or avoiding your ex-boyfriend as he makes out with his new girl on a bench (FUCK YOU, BLAINE!!!), one thing is certain when visiting this Monroe Street hot spot: the ducks will refuse anything that isn’t vegan, gluten-free, unprocessed pita bread from the organic aisle.
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