FSU Campus Rec to Host Squid Games

As we all know, FSU Campus Recreation is the backbone of the hottest activities on campus--like have you seen how sweaty they are? From hosting Battleship in the Leach Pool and achieving viral success with their own version of Crate Stacking, Campus Rec does not sleep on the latest trends. To keep up with the status quo, FSU Campus Rec has done it again, by hosting the first annual FSU Squid Games.

“Everyone that wants to rent a canoe here signs a waiver anyway so we are killing two birds with one stone with this event. We had to make slight modifications from the original like that creepy-ass doll. We couldn’t find one so we’re just going to use the reanimated body of Burt Reynolds,” stated Campus Rec’s Director of Marketing and Special Events, Gigi Hunds. “The prize is 45.6 billion dining dollars or $26.50 USD. We need more players to bet on--I mean, we need more student engagement so definitely tell your friends to sign up!”

“Yeah so I don’t think people actually die, but Player 069 did get dragged into a mysterious cabin in the back. I think ‘losing’ is just watching replays of FSU Football’s fumbles,” said Player 420, a junior studying Classical Archeology. “Besides, it’s midterms week so there are definitely worse things to do than worry about the consequences of playing a game that involves signing a waiver. I loosely read and watched the Hunger Games, so I’m surely going to win.”

Deceptively easy games, plot twists, and betrayal; all in a day’s work for the programming team at Campus Rec. The stakes are pretty high and these student loans aren’t going to pay themselves, so we will see you there. But really, check out Squid Games on Netflix, it’s kind of addicting but in a fucked up way.