Her Campus: You Can’t ALL Be Good at Writing!

Anyone with social media knows Her Campus is the best place to get your fill of sorority news. They cover the deepest and hottest topics like “I Only Ate Lemons All Week-- My Journey to the Emergency Room”, “I Dressed like I was on the Streets of New York for a Week: Why Did No One Cat Call Me :( “, and “Is Girlboss a Slur???”!  Each year, tens of women flock into the FSU chapter of the organization and chug out article after article, covering different Topics yet astonishingly sounding the same in every article. The unique thing about Her Campus is that they produce loads of content with different topics yet they all look and sound the same! 

“Well, I saw their Instagram and knew it was the place for me. I have a shag and often pretend I’m Carrie Bradshaw,” began Eliza Holmes, first-year staff writer. “It has been great, but it’s had quite the effect on my life.” Holmes went into great detail regarding her once-a-week routine of “only” one line of coke (as a lady does) in the bathroom of GVO. But with Her Campus meetings and the articles she’s been writing, she’s skipped a few cola sessions. “I just feel better when I can keep my routine, ya know? I kind of thought they would let me write one article about which of Robert Pattinson’s holes is best-rated, but instead, I’m supposed to like, keep a schedule! Kinda lame.”

“How long has it been since any one of them has taken an English class,”  said Lauren Sheehan, a junior who is a first-year Editor within the program. “I have one woman who can’t spell, another who doesn’t quite fucking understand a semicolon, and the rest are lost causes.That being said, the mentioned women are my best writers.” We let her continue banging her head in peace in a Strozier Study room. Reports have been made that she’s been seen there for days. It’s so challenging for these girl bosses to keep slaying like they do (did we say that right?).

While people make a lot of fun, everyone does love Her Campus. Who else would fill the role of being the Buzzfeed Epitome of Campus organizations? Honestly, there isn’t a single person who ISN’T on the edge of their seats to have their Instagram stories and Twitter feed flooded over with photos of Timothee Chalamet edited onto a millennial pink Canva background! Her Campus just has that Pussy Pop explosion gunshot noises vibe any college-aged woman could want--to be a real writer, but to not actually be treated as one!