Mommy Blogger at Apple Orchard Wants You to Know Why She’s Anti Vaxx and Anti Mask
It’s no secret that people are tired of wearing masks and keeping six feet of distance between everyone and their mother. In most places, large fall gatherings and festivities have either been cancelled completely or set at limited capacity. However, some have chosen to continue life as normal and “stick it to the government.” Over the weekend, one brave mother came out on her blog about her views on vaccinations and masks. Her public service announcement was accompanied by a photo of her at an apple orchard over the weekend, standing next to a sign that stated “masks required,” in which she was, unsurprisingly, not wearing a mask.
“I am a proud mommy of an unvaccinated infant,” says Amy Johnson, sporting her “Happy Fall Y'all” v-neck. “The government can’t tell us what to put in our bodies. Just like they can’t tell us what to put over our mouths. The masks don’t even work. I did the hose trick, and water went right through all of our neck gaiters. I posted the findings to my blog and was met with a lot of hate. I’m just trying to spread what I think is right for my daughter, Beighlee Anne. And let me tell you, injecting her with chemicals and suffocating her with a mask is not it!”
Another fellow mommy blogger who was once friends and a loyal follower of Amy’s blog, Sarah Johnson, gave us her input on the matter. “I was so disappointed in Amy. I really thought she was one of the good ones. She might as well have posted that she also doesn’t use BPA free bottles. It’s alarming. I try to stay out of politics and just post easy vegan recipes, but this crossed the line. I will no longer be checking her blog for updates every Wednesday and Sunday at six. The mommy bloggers group chat is also kicking her out. Wear a mask, Amy!”
The mommy blogger community will have a huge say in the upcoming election. To send or to not send their kids to school with masks? Should they postpone that trip to Universal Studios? We know they’re a community that prioritizes family fun and Instagram engagement over anything, but maybe they’ll start to realize the adverse effects of a three-year-old licking the Pottery Barn doorknobs during a global pandemic. Either way, the anti-vaxx and anti-mask population is definitely going to kick the bucket before any of us. So there’s that.