5 Quarantine Activities That Aren’t Just Eating and Taking Nudes

The quar is hard. It feels like there’s nothing to do but eat every single thing in your pantry and get your roommates to take hot pics of you in bras. Or, if you’re back in your hometown, this means accidentally making eye contact with your old poster of Katniss Everdeen while you try to go ass-up on your twin bed. To solve this, we’ve come up with the perfect list of other, different things to do while you’re cooped up inside. 

1. Start Reorganizing Your Room

Notice that we didn’t say “finish”. This is the perfect time to start moving your dresser to the opposite wall, only to give up halfway through. It’s fun, flirty, and different. You will definitely stub your toe on the maze you created when you get up to refill your complimentary Gordo’s cup in the middle of the night. But don’t worry about it, you have plenty of time to move it back to its original spot later. 

2. Plan a Heist

Since no one in the age range of “just moved out of parent’s house” to “deep in college debt” is getting any relief funds from the government, you might as well come up with a way to rob them of the money they owe you. Assemble your team and get that shmoney, babe. 

3. Start Watching the Show Your Roommate Won’t Stop Talking About

Please. She’s not going to stop asking you until you watch it, so you might as well just sit down and do that, even if it’s bad after the first three seasons. You told yourself that you were going to watch “Twin Peaks” as soon as you found the time to, and you’re still not doing it. Just indulge your roomie and strap in for the time of your life. 

4. Text Your Ex

Everyone is doing this. You should be doing this, too. There’s nothing wrong with sending a classic, “Hope you’re staying safe and well in all this craziness!” What do you have to lose? Literally nothing. You’re already broken up. Maybe even spice it up with a game of Cup Pong. It’s your life, and it’s boring right now. Let’s make it interesting by rekindling conflict from the past. 

5. Take Nudes 

We said activities that aren’t JUST eating and taking nudes, we didn’t say that one of them wouldn’t be included in this list. This is the most amount of time you’re ever going to have between you and your temple (your body), so make it worthwhile and stock up on pictures of you looking hot in your new impulsively purchased underwear. Why? Obviously so you can not send them to anyone except for your besties, you sexy coward, you.