5 Ways To Celebrate Valentine’s Day with the Guy You’re Just Having Sex With

As Valentine’s Day approaches, the consequences of many girls’ decisions to be okay with being just friends with benefits start to show their true colors. In a world where we constantly want both sex and love, even when we don’t realize it, this can be hard to deal with. So how do you do it? How do you celebrate Valentine’s Day with the guy you’re just having sex with?

1.Don’t 

You are not in a relationship. Read that again. It doesn’t have to be sad, but it’s true. The most you should expect is exactly what you’ve been getting so far: dick. If there’s anything you should be celebrating, it’s the sex you’re getting the others around you are not. Congrats, babe. You made it.

2. Get Married

Yes, this is the complete opposite of option number one. Why waste any more time? You’re basically halfway there except for the label part, and you’ll get a cool ring out of it. Plus, divorce is super in right now so you’d be trendy if things went wrong. 

3. Get Drunk 

Why not? You’ll never be worried about how you’re being perceived and can sleep with no regrets. This might even be the catalyst for you finally mouthing off to them about what you really want. Alternatively, you could get drunk together. Everyone knows making out is way more fun when you’re a consenting adult who’s either drunk or in love, and you only fit the bill on one of those categories right now (we hope).

4. Cry

Maybe you do really like this person. That’s okay. It happens. If that’s the case, maybe spend some time at home with your girlies, a bottle of bubbly, and a good romcom. At the end of the day, he doesn’t think about you. You need to know that. Use it to fuel the mascara running dramatically down those rosy cheeks.

5. Arson 

If you resonate with number four on this list, then maybe you should be mad, too. What’s the hold-up? Surely, if you’re good enough to have sex with, then you’re good enough to date with a label, too. Grab a pair of hot pants, a box of matches and some dryer lint and straight-up torch something. It doesn’t matter what it is. Just set it on fire. What’s he gonna do about it? You’re not his girlfriend.