Girl Quitting Vaping Just Going to “Pass By” ASAP Smoke Shop
It’s nothing anyone from the age of eighteen to twenty-two hasn’t seen before. People get to college, go to the club and haphazardly accept a colorful nicotine stick offered forward by “some guy”. It’s all fun and games until they catch themselves running through these cancer sticks faster than a pack of gum in a 9th-grade bio class. Many have tried to quit, but many also decide to just take a very casual drive by Florida State’s favorite cloudy vice supplier: ASAP Smoke Shop.
“I’m quitting. I promise. This is the last one and I only bought it so I could slowly wean myself off of my incurable oral fixation,” lied Carissa Angleman as she waited for an appropriate amount of time to pass before hitting a fatty rip on a blue razz flavored Fume. “Sometimes I just get in my car and go for a drive. All girls do that. And yeah, sure, if I happen to accidentally find my way to a certain business off of Jackson Bluff on my way to the stadium, who cares? It’s my Grand Canyon. I’m allowed to just stop by.”
“These kids will never get off of nicotine. Did you hear that right? They will literally never have enough willpower or strength to stop,” said ASAP employee Alexis Nairs from behind the counter of the legendary Tallahassee establishment. “People come in here all the time and say it’s the “last one”. Then I look out of the glass door and see their car going two miles per hour by the building a few days later. They want what we have. It’s like mother’s milk to a baby. And what happens to a baby when it’s hungry? It gets mad. Pissed, even. The last time I said I didn’t have lychee ice a girl spit on me.”
Whether you’re a staunch believer in smoking it up no matter what the cost or someone really giving it their half-best to quit forever, we believe in you. Sort of. If you’re someone who likes to hop in your little beep beep mobile and go to the neighborhood-friendly nicotine superhero, good for you! But also, if you really want to quit, we recommend a pack of gum and a lot of water. It’s tough being a big wah-wah baby for a week, but maybe it’s worth it if it means saving ten to sixteen dollars every time that nic-stick light blinks its light of death.