FSU Libraries Unveil New Nap Time™️ Program
They say God gives his most tired sleepyheads his longest naps, and it has never been clearer that the students of FSU are quite literally tired. As the semester trudges on like walking through quicksand, people naturally are getting tired already. Students across campus are dropping like flies, napping wherever they can get their tired little eyes to close. These sleepy suckers have spoken and the FSU libraries have heard them. Whether you’re a Strozier stan or Dirac defender, they have you covered. As of last week, the two libraries unveiled a new joint Nap Time™️ program.
The campus libraries are universally recognized as home to the great pillars of academia, and coincidentally where hundreds of bathroom panic attacks and mental breakdowns happen each year, but now, their true purpose can really shine. The new Nap Time™️ areas in libraries are set to provide a break from the crippling pain and madness of college academia. “It’s only been a few weeks and I already feel like I’ve been here for years,” claimed a freshman who had never had any freedom before coming to Tallahassee, “with these Nap Time™️ areas set up I can finally give the voices in my head a break!” Needless to say, anyone with a normal school workload and a phone addiction is extremely happy with these changes.
Nowhere across the country are naps as important as they are to the best and brightest FSU students, because without them, how else would they make it to Pots AYCD every single Thursday without fail? “Because of the demand for Nap Time across the student body, we felt it was important to set aside space immediately”, claimed one of the lead designers on the Nap Time™️ program, “We ended up deciding to just tear down some of the study rooms, no one uses those for actual work anyways” they added.
People need naps whether they like it or not. Even if it’s the most horrible evil person you’ve ever met (a sorority girl who’s a nursing major) we all sleep the same. No one’s ever said Tallahassee is the city that never sleeps for a reason, it’s because the people here just need a little nap once in a while. Sometimes you just need a little shuteye, so go ahead, you deserve it champ! Get out there and embrace your inner Ebenezer Scrooge.