Breaking: Trisha Paytas To Manage Domino’s on West Tennessee Street

With the uproar Trisha Paytas has caused on Tik Tok over celebrity drama, one cannot deny the occasional calm she brings to the storm of online shenanigans. One of these is her recent obsession and questionable employment with the finest of Italian establishments, Domino’s Pizza. Well, get ready Tallahassee, because the ultimate party girl is coming to the ultimate party city! You heard it here first--Trisha Paytas is set to manage your seventh favorite drunk pizza spot: the Domino’s on West Tennessee Street.

We got the chance to speak with Trisha herself about the anticipation of taking the new job and the responsibilities that come along with it. “I am so excited to be in Tallahassee. I’ve heard The Strip is really fun,” said the Queen of Internet Beef herself. “I can’t wait to tear up the town in my pink G-wagon. I’m also really excited to get my new uniform, since I heard the Tallahassee Domino’s merch is supposed to be top tier. I actually really want to go out in a polo and plaid skirt one night, it’s functional and low-key so sexy.”

One of her Trisha’s new coworkers, Alyssa Jensen, had some insightful observations about the media mogul in the work environment. “Trisha is so laid back. I came in hungover the other morning and she gave me a kiss on the cheek. She brought in Red Vines for breakfast for the whole crew, too.  If she’s not vlogging in the delivery car, you can find her crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of rush hour--hey, we all have our things,” Jensen said while filing her nails over a vat of mozzarella cheese. “She almost ran her Tesla into the building  the other day after Charli D’Amelio got a Papa John’s sponsorship, but she made up for it by buying each of us our own Marbled Cookie Brownie. She’s the best manager I’ve ever had and she lets me film content for my OnlyFans on the clock.” 

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to kick Florida in the rear, the importance of food delivery will surely continue to flourish in the coming months, securing Trish her first stable job in 32 years. We cannot wait to have the Domino’s queen herself grace the Tallanasty with her presence. If you see a bedazzled Benz with a Domino’s delivery sign speeding down West Tennessee Street, move out of the way because Trisha Paytas is here to do God’s work.