FSU College of Entrepreneurship To Replace Empty Shell of Blaze Pizza With New Endeavor: Plaze Bizza

With the anniversary of normalcy coming to an abrupt and unfortunate end-clawing closer, we remember the restaurants that did not stand the test of the pandemic. While many restaurants and bars seem to have bounced back to the pre-2020 levels of smoking juuls from the bottom of the Recess pool, others are fading into oblivion. From Mellow Mushroom to a West Tennessee Favorite, Blaze Pizza, they are now an empty shell and a reminder of what better lockdown mandates could have been. However, much like a phoenix rising from the ashes, a new FSU endeavor hopes to bring pizza glory back.

“I’m just so tired of buying Domino’s Pizza. Not only does it take a million years, the driver always frisbees the pizza box. Like I get it, I’m in the quarantine dorm, but I’m a person too! So I decided to do something about it. Introducing Plaze Bizza!” said ecstatic Freshman and now amateur pizza connoisseur, Weir Do. “Not to mention, we are going to have all the same bells and whistles but none of the legal ramifications of franchising. My team, comprising of various experts, are so excited to show you our newest creations.”

“I don’t know what the kid is thinking. I’m pretty sure I read through his twenty-page conduct proceedings, which included that he microwaved Kraft Mac without water twice in a day,” remarked Board Member and Treasurer of the FSU College of Entrepreneurship, Barbara Waters. “But it is a great publicity stunt for our college. That is why we are funding it entirely with dirty Flaming Arrow money. If it fails, we at least have a scapegoat. But if it doesn’t, we still have a second front since people are finally catching on about The Edison.”

As always, if you are financially able, support local businesses as we try to clobber our way out of this pandemic. There may exist other Blaze Pizza locations in Tallahassee, but they can never replicate the same feeling of convenience as the one on Tennessee Street. Now, in between Bento Cafe and iFixit is a hole - much like the one in our hearts. But hey, we wish all the luck for Weir and his team, no matter how bleak it is!