10 Other Lies Told By The Parking Garages’ Available Spaces Signs

Every student driver knows them and has severe trust issues as well as a few bullshit tardies because of them –the “available parking spaces” signs at FSU. You have probably noticed yourself how frequently these numbers are false (and/or how often they read ‘420’ ayyyy), but what you may not have noticed are some other lies displayed on these signs. Below is a list of the most shocking and hurtful fibs told by the signs of the FSU parking garages. 1. “If you swallow a watermelon seed, one will grow in your belly.”

2. “All bottled water tastes exactly the same.”

3. “You’ll get a way better deal on that textbook at the bookstore.”

4. “If you sneeze with your eyes open, they’ll pop out of your head and you’ll die.”

5. “Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.”

6. “You can’t start a sentence with ‘because’.”

7. “Donald Trump would do amazing things for this country if he became president.”

8. “If you draw on your skin you’ll get ink poisoning.”

9. “Nicki didn’t have any reason to just attack Miley the way she did.”

10. “Just take out another loan, student debt isn’t that hard to pay off.”