In the dog-eat-dog world of southern college fraternity life, the brotherhood forged between white men who get picked based on their alcohol tolerance and student government connections is a sacred one.
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The Eggplant is looking to add to its staff next semester as we continue to grow and expand our publication.
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The Eggplant is looking for writers, editors, and production assistants (video, sound, lights) for the fall semester.
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Thank you so much to all of our followers! This has been our first semester in existence and it’s gone better than any of us could have ever anticipated.
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we’re now recognized on wikipedia i’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus
Read MoreThe Eggplant, Florida State University’s premiere satirical news source, was created in February 2014 by Houston Barber and Aubrey Burrough in an attempt to prove that not only are they the smartest and most attractive people at FSU, but also the funniest.
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