As any sorority member or potential member will tell you, Panhellenic recruitment is no joke. And nobody is laughing less than current Rush-ee Lilly McBride.
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After an embarrassing season last year, UF has finally taken down the Tebow shrines and accepted that 2008 was a long time ago and football just might not be its thing anymore.
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This summer has been a busy one for the people of Florida State University. In between pretending to care about soccer and trying to keep Jameis Winston away from Publix, the university has also been tasked with trying to find a new president.
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2:15 PM: Receive text from that one hit or miss friend reading “LETS GET TRASHY TONIGHT Y’ALL”
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Recent high school grad Colby Jones has spent all summer preparing for his new life at FSU.
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his morning, President Obama announced that in lieu of the United States’ embarrassing World Cup elimination, the 4th of July is now canceled.
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A group of prospective students and their parents left Florida State University this afternoon extremely upset after walking around campus for three hours without seeing any shootings or police chases.
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Thank you so much to all of our followers! This has been our first semester in existence and it’s gone better than any of us could have ever anticipated.
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Beloved FSU Quarterback Jameis Winston was cited by the TPD for allegedly stealing crab legs this past Tuesday. Winston claims the act was consensual between him and Publix.
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Florida State University students have been in a frenzy this week after the university issued a mandatory password change for every student and faculty member in response to a potential security breach.
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A video released today by UF’s most musically and artistically talented students proves that due to the university’s recent lack of success in pretty much everything, Gator fans have to look back fifty years to the invention of Gatorade to find anything worth bragging about.
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Florida State University held a special ceremony this morning to honor the brave Tallahassee Police detectives who played a crucial role in securing a third national championship for FSU by not doing anything at all.
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FSU Flying High Circus members have been extremely busy over the last week and a half with their spring show “Platinum.”
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Amelia Thatcher is no everyday woman, or as she would refer to herself “womyn.”
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With the spring football game coming up this weekend, many people are buzzing about the upcoming season.
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Take the quiz linked below to find out your spirit garage. Post the results and share with your friends.
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5:00 PM
Take shower in community bathroom and listen to R. Kelly to prepare for some potential outside the shirt boob fondling.
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After a long meeting between FSU baseball manager Mike Martin and whoever the coach is at Florida, it was agreed that to please fans, the baseball game will be replaced by a three hour rematch of the fight that occurred at the last game.
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A local fraternity was shaken up this weekend when one of its brothers was struck into a coma after falling off the back of a moped.
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Florida State students and fans across the globe are expressing outrage today at the release of a new logo for its athletic teams, which is essentially an updated version of the logo they all knew and ignored until the new one came out.
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