This summer has been a busy one for the people of Florida State University. In between pretending to care about soccer and trying to keep Jameis Winston away from Publix, the university has also been tasked with trying to find a new president.
Read Morehis morning, President Obama announced that in lieu of the United States’ embarrassing World Cup elimination, the 4th of July is now canceled.
Read MoreBeloved FSU Quarterback Jameis Winston was cited by the TPD for allegedly stealing crab legs this past Tuesday. Winston claims the act was consensual between him and Publix.
Read MoreWith the spring football game coming up this weekend, many people are buzzing about the upcoming season.
Read MoreFlorida State students and fans across the globe are expressing outrage today at the release of a new logo for its athletic teams, which is essentially an updated version of the logo they all knew and ignored until the new one came out.
Read MoreChristian Campus Fellowship, one of the largest ministries at Florida State University, has temporarily shut its doors after realizing that FSU students had become so sinful it just wasn’t worth it anymore.
Read MoreFor years Florida State University has used the login page of its Blackboard website to show off the university’s most attractive students, but recently a few brave students have decided to speak out and challenge the status quo.
Read MoreI’m writing this anonymously because I don’t want to be fired and because I don’t want people to know who I am. But, on behalf of everyone who works at Suwannee I want everyone to know this: we fucking hate all of you.
Read MoreTired of living in his own kingdom of ice-olation, theater student Joe Walley has announced he will host his own tailgate party before tonight’s showing of Frozen at the SLC. For the first time in forever, there won’t be any beer or frat stars at a college tailgate.
Read MoreOnce a year on St. Patrick’s Day, when luck is supposed to be in the air, FSU sophomore Jennifer Bare feels anything but lucky.
Read MoreFlorida State University announced Wednesday morning that staring Fall 2014, iPhone emojis will be taught as a foreign language course.
Read MoreFSU history professor Roy McClay has been patient, but has a feeling the time has finally come for his very own ratemyprofessor.com chili pepper. “I cut out all carbs and even started jogging this summer so I could look my best for a new year of ratings.”
Read MoreAngela McKale had given up on the old-fashioned way of dating. Tired of creepy guys that were only looking for one night stands, she decided to turn to the one place where girls are guaranteed to find stable and secure guys who are ready for committed relationships: Tinder.
Read MoreThis is the story of one man, one legend, and one football pass that ended in tragedy. Editor’s note: The author of this story wishes to remain anonymous.
Read MoreFlorida State University has yet again been ranked as the most efficient university in the nation. People all over the world are commending the university for not having spent all that much money per student.
Read MoreFlorida State’s campaign for ethical sexual awareness, FSU Measure Up, has requested that all male students attending the university come in for an official penile measurement that will be entered into the Blackboard system.
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