Florida State University students have been in a frenzy this week after the university issued a mandatory password change for every student and faculty member in response to a potential security breach.
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Amelia Thatcher is no everyday woman, or as she would refer to herself “womyn.”
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5:00 PM
Take shower in community bathroom and listen to R. Kelly to prepare for some potential outside the shirt boob fondling.
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A local fraternity was shaken up this weekend when one of its brothers was struck into a coma after falling off the back of a moped.
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After a sisterhood retreat this weekend which most girls described as the single best weekend of their whole entire life, sorority sister Mandy Lovetz has arrived at a shocking conclusion.
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Freshman Ben Alkire revealed this week that after taking just one introductory level economics course last semester, he now knows exactly what it will take to fix the economy.
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As do most Accapelliacs, Ally Wileyimmediately moved to New York City to become a star after graduating from FSU with what she calls “an irrelevant” degree in nursing.
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After years of fake boyfriends and watching the L word under her blanket, student Mindy Jenkins finally decided to pull back her covers. She found her courage in Ellen Page’s speech this past Valentine’s Day.
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Spring will soon be sprung here in Tallahassee and with it hopefully FSU students will start tweeting about something other than Tally’s crazy winter weather.
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According to reports, 22 year old biology major and self-proclaimed “adorkable” nerd Jasmine Pillar smoked cannabis for the first time Saturday as a direct result of peer pressure.
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Tallahassee’s night life just got that much hotter as rumors swirl that former Malcolm in the Middle and Big Fat Liar star Frankie Muniz will stop by Tallahassee’s signature clubs tonight.
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Local student and self-proclaimed “nice guy” Michael Hayson has been friend-zoned yet again by some slut.
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wo days after learning how to play the guitar he got for his last birthday, Trey Briggs found a spot on Landis Green and started playing Wonderwall.
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Tallahassee’s previously mundane nightclub LIT will be reopened this fall as “AP LIT.” Under its new management, the club is being renovated to entertain Tally’s most intelligent minority.
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FSU freshmen have saved the lanyard business from near bankruptcy through their continual and spirited support of the fashion accessory.
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One of the most unique attributes of Florida’s state capitol building is its distinctly phallic shaping. But whether or not this was an intentional architectural decision, or an embarrassing mistake has until now been left to question.
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A local fraternity at The Florida State University has pledged chapter-wide abstinence, giving new meaning to the phrase “Hit It and Quit It.”
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“Baby, I love you!” We’ve all heard these words as we’re swiped into Suwannee dining hall with a hug and a smile. Mrs. Eva Killings is one of the most beloved and well known people at FSU.
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Following the success of its “Smoke Free Campus” legislation, FSU officials announce their intentions towards a completely “Cuss Free” campus by spring semester 2015.
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