After years of fake boyfriends and watching the L word under her blanket, student Mindy Jenkins finally decided to pull back her covers. She found her courage in Ellen Page’s speech this past Valentine’s Day.
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Florida State University announced today that President Eric Barron will leave the university after four years of holding the prestigious office.
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Florida State University announced yesterday that the university’s annual black history month celebration will conclude with a celebrity boxing match between university president Eric Barron and former neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman.
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In an attempt to prove mediocre country bands that pander to the worst sections of the student body are not what this school is about, university officials announced Tuesday they have hired Childish Gambino to perform on campus in April.
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In keeping with Florida State University’s longstanding tradition of racial sensitivity, university officials announced today that music icon Jimmy Buffett will perform at this years Black History Month tribute concert titled “Black History Month 2014: We’re All Just Cheeseburgers in Paradise”.
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According to reports, 22 year old biology major and self-proclaimed “adorkable” nerd Jasmine Pillar smoked cannabis for the first time Saturday as a direct result of peer pressure.
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Tallahassee’s night life just got that much hotter as rumors swirl that former Malcolm in the Middle and Big Fat Liar star Frankie Muniz will stop by Tallahassee’s signature clubs tonight.
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Local student and self-proclaimed “nice guy” Michael Hayson has been friend-zoned yet again by some slut.
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wo days after learning how to play the guitar he got for his last birthday, Trey Briggs found a spot on Landis Green and started playing Wonderwall.
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Tallahassee’s previously mundane nightclub LIT will be reopened this fall as “AP LIT.” Under its new management, the club is being renovated to entertain Tally’s most intelligent minority.
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NFL Super Bowl XLVIII between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos will give FSU fans a chance to really focus on football for a change.
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TLC announced this morning the debut of their newest show “The Red Lightning District” The show will follow the life of FSU student Frankie Malgrat, otherwise known as “Red Lightning”, and his adventures in the Tallahassee night life.
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FSU freshmen have saved the lanyard business from near bankruptcy through their continual and spirited support of the fashion accessory.
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One of the most unique attributes of Florida’s state capitol building is its distinctly phallic shaping. But whether or not this was an intentional architectural decision, or an embarrassing mistake has until now been left to question.
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A local fraternity at The Florida State University has pledged chapter-wide abstinence, giving new meaning to the phrase “Hit It and Quit It.”
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Expecting a snow storm over night, FSU officials woke up this morning to find only a little bit of ice. In response school president Eric Baron said “Fuck it, we’re shutting it down anyways.”
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“Baby, I love you!” We’ve all heard these words as we’re swiped into Suwannee dining hall with a hug and a smile. Mrs. Eva Killings is one of the most beloved and well known people at FSU.
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A recent poll of 1,000 undergraduate students revealed that the 5th floor of Strozier library is the best place to masturbate on all of the FSU campus.
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Following the success of its “Smoke Free Campus” legislation, FSU officials announce their intentions towards a completely “Cuss Free” campus by spring semester 2015.
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