FSU Cancels Class Because It Almost Snowed, and That’s Good Enough

Expecting a snow storm over night, FSU officials woke up this morning to find only a little bit of ice. In response school president Eric Baron said “Fuck it, we’re shutting it down anyways.”

This is the first snow day for Florida State University in over twenty years and in concern for student safety the university advises students to maybe wear two layers of clothing or at least shirts with sleeves.

It is still unknown how many casualties have resulted from the extreme weather conditions today but we will keep you posted as the day goes on.