Whether or not you spent Valentine’s Day on a minefield of a date at the Olive Garden or nestled deep into the body-shaped indent of your mattress as you picked the outer chocolate mold off a strawberry, we are all relieved it’s over.
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It’s V-Day once again, and while hearts and chocolate boxes are overflowing, the pea-sized brains of every man who ruined your Intro to Philosophy class by playing devil's advocate are fired up at this corporate sham of a holiday.
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With Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, it’s time to prepare for lovebirds certifying their affection for one another by spending their hard-earned dollars on custom rose bouquets and CVS chocolates teetering on the line of staleness.
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It’s easy to understand why a show as wholesome as Tidying Up has drawn massive audiences.
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After what felt like the longest month on human record, the 31-day free trial of 2019 has finally come to an end.
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Thank you – it lets me know you care.
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Since the Ted Bundy Tapes' recent release on Netflix, everyone has suddenly become interested in discussing the panty-soaking truth that everyone and their horny mothers aren’t ready for: it seems everyone and their mothers are wet for one of the world’s most notorious serial killers, no matter how much brunette blood was on his hands or who he voted for in the 1988 election.
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As the 34th day of the current government shutdown rears its ugly head, 800,000 federal employees are struggling to feed their families and pay their rent.
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In the year of our lord and savior Simone De Beauvoir 2019, it shouldn’t matter if women have a little fuzz on their upper lip, yet for hairy brunettes everywhere, it definitely does.
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Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past few days, you've probably come across the incredibly upsetting video of a white teenage boy mocking Indigenous elder and U.S. veteran Nathan Phillips during the March for Life in Washington, D.C.
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For many, the first few days of December is a giant, jingle-jangled kickoff to celebrating the holiday season.
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In the strange purgatory between Thanksgiving break and the race to the end of the semester, everyone is really going through #IT and doing things like impulse buying magazine subscriptions or getting bangs just to immediately regret it the next morning.
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If the lead up to Thanksgiving break didn’t come with a mounting anxiety over trying to relate to your decrepit relatives for two hours over a turkey dinner, congratulations, you have a pleasant home life! We get it, you don’t have to brag.
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Thanksgiving can be a very rough time for college students. Having to be amicable to your aunt whom you just derided on Facebook for voting for a man whose entire platform was “I’m racist and the other guy is black” is a task not for the faint of heart.
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In classic Florida fashion, every process surrounding the midterm elections was a tornado of chaotic evil energy that left most of us thinking, “There must be a better way to do that, right?”
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To properly ring in the season of cheer and terrifying Best Buy mobs, Starbucks unveiled their latest holiday-themed cups this past week much to the shock of their loyal-for-the-other-ten-months-of-the-year customers.
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As we near the middle of the semester, it's pretty obvious that everyone is starting to feel the weight of the semester slowly grind them down into a fine powder of stress, unread JSTOR articles and questionable decisions.
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On Friday night, FSU hosted its annual Pow Wow event to celebrate the University’s many achievements, such as having a breathing football team, the conception of Burt Reynolds and the incredibly cool sweatpant, crop-top combo worn by the Golden Girls.
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So with the societal expectation to have a romantic relationship growing, here are some helpful nuggets of love to drop on your potential partner that are sure to have them hooked!
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For many college students with screens that were shattered after being ground pounded into oblivion and batteries that end up at 4% after an hour of scrolling through Twitter, the bourgeoise of smartphones revealing their new line of phones couldn't have come at a better time.
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