Every fall, first year students from all walks of life come to Florida State to experience quality higher education, tell anyone that will listen that they’re “a sophomore in credits” and handle the crippling self-doubt that comes with having to seriously plan out your life without the social supports they’ve had for the past 18 years.
Read MoreWhile most students admittedly sign up for the class thinking they’ll learn why Scorpios are so intimidating and Geminis are so fake, those with a hard-on for Neil deGrasse Tyson have a lot of suitable questions coming into FSU’s most popular astronomy course.
Read MoreAfter so many semesters of street harassment and “hey come to my noise band’s show tonight ;)”s, FSU senior Tanya Garcia decided she’d had enough. Exhausted from her years of mentally repelling the male gaze of the student body, Garcia was extremely frustrated.
Read MoreAfter seeing most of her friends find significant others in preparation for Tallahassee’s weird excuse for winter, sophomore Diana Sevilla has been searching from Westcott Fountain to Fresh Foods in hopes of finding a warm male to latch on to at least until spring and hopefully beyond.
Read MoreFSU sophomores Alanna Brown and Martin Smith have been dating for two years, in which time they have enjoyed quiet sex and rewatched Friends four times.
Read MoreAfter Freshman Gilbert Boyd released his usual 3 tons of water sitting inside of him all class long, he experienced something that no Total Frat Move article he read in high school could have prepared him for.
Read MoreTired of using Google’s text to speech just to hear a female voice tell him they love him, FSU Engineering student Eugene Tinker has begun experimenting with advanced Artificial Intelligence (AI).
Read MoreAfter three days of wilding out on Publix BOGOs and ordering fountain drinks at restaurants instead of complimentary water, students all across campus released a synchronous sigh of contentment as Parents’ Weekend drew to a close.
Read MoreLocal feminist and biochemistry major Ashleigh McKinley surprised her classmates in a Bio 2 lab this past Thursday by literally eating an entire coral snake in a heroic yet undefined act of protest.
Read MoreAfter two years of having to deal with human roommates who role play season 2 of Game of Thrones with their half-cousin at 2 AM, Junior Andrea Hinshaw decided to move out.
Read MoreWhile it’s common knowledge that the Greek system exists at many public colleges and universities for the purpose of cultivating close relationships across racial, gender and socioeconomic lines, it is lesser known that these same organizations are NOT about popularity! While it’s common knowledge that the Greek system exists at many public colleges and universities for the purpose of cultivating close relationships across racial, gender and socioeconomic lines, it is lesser known that these same organizations are NOT about popularity!While it’s common knowledge that the Greek system exists at many public colleges and universities for the purpose of cultivating close relationships across racial, gender and socioeconomic lines, it is lesser known that these same organizations are NOT about popularity!
Read MoreIt’s pomping szn! That’s right, the time for hours of menial tissue paper folding is upon us. Homecoming floats need to be covered and thousands of your organization’s dollars need to be spent. While tissue paper is, of course, the most noble of causes and completely deserving of the time and money dedicated to it, there are a few other options that could be fun to consider when it comes to blowing that chedda!
Read MoreIn an extremely unusual example of a pretentious economics major justifying his absence of human decency with free market theory, junior Adam Raymond refused to pay for his date’s meal because of his belief that “there’s no such thing as a free lunch!”
Read MoreAfter an hour of finding the perfect balance between pregaming like there’s no fucking tomorrow and respecting Degraff’s quiet hours, freshmen Alyssa Sutton, Mike Vasquez, Liz Towe and Ben McClendon were ready for a night to wait in line for Coli longer than actually being inside Coli.
Read More“This is our love, it’s beautiful and resilient. Anyone who doesn’t like it is formally invited to mind their own business."
Read MoreFreshman Laura Gallagher was recently #shook when she ran into old members of her orientation group in the line at Chick-fil-A.
Read MoreA Tuesday afternoon Spanish class led sophomore Julie Chen to one of the most important decisions of her life, second only to the Chipotle vs. Moe’s debate.
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Freshman Durg Malloy just wanted to learn. When he woke up at 7:00 AM on Wednesday to get ready for Baby Bio, he was excited to learn what high school freshman across the state were also learning.
Read MoreFour years ago, senior Communications major Nasir Khan had a different idea of what his final year at FSU would look like.
Read MoreFreshman Becca Rams knew that she and her roommate, Sarah Rodriguez, would be a perfect match.
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