When the Florida State football team arrived in Louisville, Kentucky yesterday for tonight’s game with the Cardinals, there was one player noticeably absent.
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With midterm exams coming to a close, most students are bubbling with the excitement of making it “over the hump” into the second half of the semester.
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In a bold move that some are referring to as the “White Girl Apocalypse,” local pumpkin patch owners have come together to stop the growing trend of the predominately white, college-aged girls, who take pictures in their pumpkin patches and then leave without buying anything.
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FSU’s Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) fraternity has been suspended due to reports of sexual battery.
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Last Wednesday, Florida Governor Rick Scott made national news when he refused to walk on stage in a debate against his opponent Charlie Crist because of a small fan Crist kept underneath his podium.
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In the moments after Florida State’s dramatic win over Notre Dame, coach Jimbo Fisher was heard on camera advising Jameis Winston to calm down, be humble, and “get them on your side.”
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Continuing with the trend of sacrificing student quality-of-life for financial gain, Florida State University has issued an e-mail to all students living on campus, instructing them to evacuate their dorms by 8:00 PM Friday night, the day before the Notre Dame-Florida State game.
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Tuesday morning, Florida State students were greeted with dark skies, a torrential downpour, and the pleasure of trying to figure out whether or not they would have to get out of bed.
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Late Friday night, The New York Times released the results of a lengthy investigation into how the Tallahassee Police Department favors FSU football players and helps them avoid punishment.
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Students in the third window for Notre Dame tickets were seen picketing the lobby of the student services offices this morning to fight for ticket window equality.
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After months of listening to nearly everybody she knows brag about tapas in Spain and all the drugs they did and the prostitutes they allegedly didn’t do in Amsterdam, FSU international affairs major Emily Burkenstein is fed up.
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Sick of jumping through the hoops of the normal Market Wednesday rules and regulations, freshman Larry Gizmo has decided to take matters into his own hands.
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The Florida State Department of Anthropology has begun an online Kickstarter fund in an attempt to elicit enough donations to move away from the decrepit strip mall where it is currently located.
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Despite having led multiple championship teams onto the field, beloved FSU icon Renegade was relieved of his duties as FSU mascot on Saturday.
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FSU’s Parent’s Weekend 2014 kicked off to a rainy start today. Despite the university’s fervent efforts to entertain what appears to be a massive casting call for an Old Navy commercial, FSU parents have been thus far disappointed with the weekend’s events.
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Local flag retailers reported early Thursday morning that their entire inventory of Confederate flags has been depleted due to the increased demand generated by the arrivals of country music star Luke Bryan and former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul.
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Cast your votes and remember to uphold the garnet and gold.
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Media Productions major and self-proclaimed film expert Corey Brown has spent all week lashing out against FSU’s renowned film program. His goal is to make it clear that he couldn’t care less about the film school and also that his feelings on the subject have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that his application to the program was just rejected for the third time.
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To my fellow students,
My name is Stefano Cavallaro, and I’m the student body president here at Florida State University. Now, some of you may be thinking, “I don’t remember voting for this guy.” You’re right – you probably didn’t.
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