With this school year soon coming to a close, many students are rejoicing at the fact that in just a mere couple of weeks they will soon be able to leave all the stresses of the classroom behind and begin a summer of humble bragging about their internships.
Read MoreChemistry major Elizabeth Barnes has finally perfected a skill that she's calling “an inspiration to foodies everywhere.”
Read MoreWith only two months left until graduation and still no plans or general direction in life, senior Corey Bottles came up with the brilliant idea of heading to the on-campus Career Center.
Read MoreArmed with only an old copy of The God Delusion and a condescending sneer, sophomore and self-proclaimed gentleman Jack Bolster will finally get the chance to put his supreme intellect on display today against the famed anti-evolutionist, Preacher Tom.
Read MoreFriday: 4:20 PM:
Classes are over and I’m ready to party. Julie and I were supposed to go to PCB
together but it turns out her Snapchat story drunkenly telling everybody who
follows her to “GET THE FUCK TO PCB SPRANNNGG BREAKKKK” wasn’t a real
invitation, but you know it’s cool I can have my own party here alone.
Read MoreClaiming that he may just be the luckiest student on campus, sophomore CoreyConnolly told reporters Sunday that all his poor grades on his midterms “totally don’t count now, motherfuckers!” thanks to the perfectly timed death of his roommate, Kevin.
Read MoreFSU Preview offers accepted students and their parents the opportunity to receive an in-depth tour of everything the university’s okay with families seeing before they write any big checks.
Read MoreAfter receiving zero messages in a normally active group text for nearly 48 hours, Political Science Major Maggie Jordan knew something must be up.
Read MoreA chorus of audible groans resonated throughout Fisher Lecture Hall this morning as self-proclaimed student extraordinaire, Derek, asked yet another ridiculous open-ended question during the middle of class.
Read MoreAfter over a semester of half-heartedly inviting each other to Suwannee and low key rolling their eyes at anything the other person said, freshman roommates Morgan Goldstein and Victoria Young agree that the honeymoon phase is over.
Read MoreJunior Steven Bell has spent the last three years as captain and star seeker of FSU’s quidditch team. That, however, came to an abrupt end last evening when Bell let it slip during practice that he has never actually read any of the books but has instead only seen the movies.
Read MoreEvery February, the United States observes Black History Month. With all of the racial tension in light of the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases, many citizens are putting emphasis on the importance of this month, and are increasing their activism.
Read MoreAs students everywhere are stocking their kitchens with Bud Light and Cheetos in preparation for tonight’s Super Bowl, junior Creative Writing major and pretentious fuck Simon Hartwick has plans of his own.
Read MoreAfter sustaining almost continuous laughter for nearly five minutes straight while discussing their most recent sexual exploits, a local quirky friend group has decided that their interactions with one another are just too good to not share with the entire Internet.
Read MoreA group of multicultural students were all disingenuous smiles yesterday as they posed on Landis Green for a photograph that will be featured on Florida State University’s newest campus brochures.
Read MoreSophomore Economics major Ben Alkire was pleasantly surprised with himself today when he participated in a conversation with two other students about FSU and the Koch Brothers without knowing anything about who they are or what they do.
Read MoreIn a move that his mother called “unprecedented”, Florida State sophomore Cody Wilson was able to build up the courage and go to his calculus professor’s office hours on Tuesday.
Read MoreToday at 1:30 pm, thousands of students at Florida State University celebrated the most anticipated event of the semester: the financial aid drop. While most students have been counting down the seconds until they can pick up weed, junior Allison Barkovec is anything but thrilled about the occasion.
Read More1. 50 Shades of Grey Decoy: Despite having already read it under your covers at least 4 times during high school, you’re still a little iffy about breaking out the 50 Shades of Grey book in public.
Read MoreFlorida State sophomore Chad Peters has been in a state of anger and confusion after learning that his Evolution of Human Sexuality course will not include a lab alongside the normal class.
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