Studying abroad is a once in a lifetime opportunity available to Florida State students that often leaves them with lifelong memories, friends and encounters with uncircumcised penises that they will hold dear to them forever.
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Around this time of year, freshmen at colleges all over the country start getting a little homesick. As the freshness of the new school year wears off, students miss the comfort of a bed not made out of styrofoam, food that doesn’t violate any health codes and most of all, they miss their moms. But do their moms feel the same way?
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Local hairdresser Melissa Bennett is no stranger to annoying requests in her line of business. From unflattering undercuts to the 20+ girls a week who ask for “something a little edgy and different, like an ombre,” Bennett is used to staying quiet and giving the customers what they want.
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Can YOU differentiate between the classic lyrics of Missy Elliott and your old teacher? Track your answers and then see our key below to find out how big of a fan you are!
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After successfully getting accepted to Florida State University and moving away from home, freshman Ashley Lester was eager to show her high school friends, specifically her cheating ex-boyfriend from junior year, Jason, all that she could be in college.
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1. Ultimate zaddy and founder of the Rule of Signs, Renee Descartes. Talk about #MCM!!!!
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Every student driver knows them and has severe trust issues as well as a few bullshit tardies because of them –the “available parking spaces” signs at FSU. You have probably noticed yourself how frequently these numbers are false (and/or how often they read ‘420’ ayyyy), but what you may not have noticed are some other lies displayed on these signs.
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Entering this weekend, few were as excited for the Seminole football season as freshman Stephen Watterson. The day started off for Watterson like any other game day; filled with Natty Light beer bongs, flagrant port-o-potty usage, and competitive cornholing.
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“Well, I took three AP classes and I was in IB and I still have not gotten my first blowjob, so technically, in credits, I’m a sophomore!!!!!!!!!”
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Local hospitality major Kasey Loggins has had an eventful summer so far, at least according to her social media posts.
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1. When, despite a long storied history in the United States, people only know your tribe because you and your people are allowed to have casinos and Florida State named its football team after you.
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With orientation having just begun for upcoming first-year students, many are preparing for 48 hours of excessive walking, heat-induced thigh burn, and uncomfortable icebreakers.
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As now-sophomore Colby Jones packed up his Gilchrist dorm room following his finals, he took a moment to reflect on his first year of college.
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A local group of friends made a remarkably quick emotional recovery this weekend after saying a tearful goodbye to a valued member of their squad.
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Hello,
My name is Houston Barber. I am one of the founders and Editors-in-Chief of The Eggplant. I’ve written a lot of articles for this website over the last year and a half, but this will be the last and most important Eggplant article I ever write.
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With the start of finals week, Strozier Library has become Florida State’s hottest social scene.
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For many students, the stress of finals is almost too much to handle. A week straight of all night study sessions, fighting it out Hunger Games style for a seat in Strozier, and begging your parents to put a little extra cash in your account so you can buy Starbucks extra shots and some Adderall would be enough to make any poor college student go insane.
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With the end of school a little over a week away, many graduating seniors are busy finding lucrative jobs or maybe just a couch they can crash on for a few months.
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Finals week is just around the corner, which means students everywhere are dealing with copious amounts of work, and science majors are trying to overcome their crippling fear of social interaction to form study groups.
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With the end of the school year quickly approaching, Florida State student Tom Harris was feeling stressed out about finding a summer internship.
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