With the start of finals week, Strozier Library has become Florida State’s hottest social scene.

For many students, the stress of finals is almost too much to handle. A week straight of all night study sessions, fighting it out Hunger Games style for a seat in Strozier, and begging your parents to put a little extra cash in your account so you can buy Starbucks extra shots and some Adderall would be enough to make any poor college student go insane.

With the end of school a little over a week away, many graduating seniors are busy finding lucrative jobs or maybe just a couch they can crash on for a few months.

Finals week is just around the corner, which means students everywhere are dealing with copious amounts of work, and science majors are trying to overcome their crippling fear of social interaction to form study groups.

With this school year soon coming to a close, many students are rejoicing at the fact that in just a mere couple of weeks they will soon be able to leave all the stresses of the classroom behind and begin a summer of humble bragging about their internships.

Chemistry major Elizabeth Barnes has finally perfected a skill that she's calling “an inspiration to foodies everywhere.”

Armed with only an old copy of The God Delusion and a condescending sneer, sophomore and self-proclaimed gentleman Jack Bolster will finally get the chance to put his supreme intellect on display today against the famed anti-evolutionist, Preacher Tom.