As the final seconds ticked away in Pasadena following yesterday’s loss, Seminole students and fans everywhere were forced to begin the traumatic process of trying to cope with a new identity.
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Florida State players and fans across the country were ecstatic to learn that they will be returning to Pasadena to compete in this year’s Rose Bowl against Oregon.
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It's game day in Tallahassee as the Seminoles and their fans prepare to take on their arch-rivals, the Florida Gators.
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Florida State students and fans were disappointed but not at all surprised this week when the Playoff Committee once again snubbed the Seminoles, refusing to acknowledge their 26-game win streak.
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While sitting down to watch a full replay of last week’s game, FSU tight end Nick O’Leary was shocked to find out that golf legend Jack Nicklaus is actually his grandfather.
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When the Florida State football team arrived in Louisville, Kentucky yesterday for tonight’s game with the Cardinals, there was one player noticeably absent.
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In the moments after Florida State’s dramatic win over Notre Dame, coach Jimbo Fisher was heard on camera advising Jameis Winston to calm down, be humble, and “get them on your side.”
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Heisman trophy winning quarterback Jameis Winston walked into his early morning history class on Monday wearing full shoulder pads and a helmet. According to reports, he stayed in uniform until Jimbo Fisher showed up to tell him to get the fuck out and to take his damn pads off again.
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FSU announced late Friday evening that star quarterback and all-around good guy Jameis Winston will be suspended for the entire game against conference rival Clemson.
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In a shocking turn of events this week at FSU, a football player has been held responsible for his actions. Tuesday afternoon Jameis Winston was seen around various spots on campus yelling, “fuck her right in the pussy!”
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Following last year’s highly controversial system for obtaining student tickets, Florida State University announced today a complete overhaul of the Loyalty Points program. It’s all part of athletic director Stan Wilcox’s new plan to weed out the phonies from the real fans.
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For the first time in the 2014 season it's game day for Florida State.
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his morning, President Obama announced that in lieu of the United States’ embarrassing World Cup elimination, the 4th of July is now canceled.
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Beloved FSU Quarterback Jameis Winston was cited by the TPD for allegedly stealing crab legs this past Tuesday. Winston claims the act was consensual between him and Publix.
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Florida State University held a special ceremony this morning to honor the brave Tallahassee Police detectives who played a crucial role in securing a third national championship for FSU by not doing anything at all.
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With the spring football game coming up this weekend, many people are buzzing about the upcoming season.
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After a long meeting between FSU baseball manager Mike Martin and whoever the coach is at Florida, it was agreed that to please fans, the baseball game will be replaced by a three hour rematch of the fight that occurred at the last game.
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This is the story of one man, one legend, and one football pass that ended in tragedy. Editor’s note: The author of this story wishes to remain anonymous.
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Despite persistent urges from Jimbo Fisher and his teammates to get his head in the game, Jameis Winston has refused to stick to the status quo and will instead be breaking free as the lead in FSU’s spring musical.
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TLC announced this morning the debut of their newest show “The Red Lightning District” The show will follow the life of FSU student Frankie Malgrat, otherwise known as “Red Lightning”, and his adventures in the Tallahassee night life.
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