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Shane Just Doesn’t Understand Why Everybody Won’t Go Out This Week

Florida State student Shane Sage has been hitting up his crew nonstop this week but cannot seem to find anyone to turn up with him. His closest friend and trusted confidante Durg Boomer finally took a break from Orgo to remind Shane that everyone, including him has finals this week and that pregaming in his dorm room before grinding on girls who definitely won’t hook up with him but will let him buy them several drinks with his fake ID is not the best use of his time, at least not this week.

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10 Other Lies Told By The Parking Garages’ Available Spaces Signs

Every student driver knows them and has severe trust issues as well as a few bullshit tardies because of them –the “available parking spaces” signs at FSU. You have probably noticed yourself how frequently these numbers are false (and/or how often they read ‘420’ ayyyy), but what you may not have noticed are some other lies displayed on these signs.

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