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What does it mean when your teenage son messages his friend “kys”?
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The day started out ordinary.
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When our loyal readers begged us to rank the top ten birds of all time, we did.
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In a groundbreaking study conducted by the prestigious Wealthy People Research Institute, it has been revealed that owning a yacht makes you immune to income tax.
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Here at the Eggplant, we are dedicated to bringing you, our valued readers, the content you want.
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However, even Washington D.C. knows what Tallahassee is all about, because neither presidential business nor secret service could stop her from visiting one of the state capital’s favorite bars: Clyde’s & Costello's
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Candy canes with the most absurd brand collab flavors, decorative lights, and catchy holiday music (which plays on a loop in every retail store) could only mean one thing: Christmas is quickly approaching.
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Aries– Morgan Wallen
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As the cold season ushered in, campus snowflakes mourned Charlie Crist’s gubernatorial defeat to god king Desantis.
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Ahh yes, a beloved tradition celebrated throughout America where we stuff our faces with mediocre food and pretend like conquering indigenous tribes “really wasn't that bad.”
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Ikea has been receiving a lot of criticism from the public recently.
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Now more than ever we can make friends all across the internet, hopefully avoiding as many neckbeards as possible.
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Speedy Tortoise II shocked the world Sunday night when he not only lapped Harold Hare in the Track & Field portion of the Furrylympics but ultimately won the race, becoming the first of his species to ever win anything.
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We get it. RIP Lizzy.
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That’s right, another pretentious awards show with celebrities and their silly little gold statues happened.
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With spring break consisting of icey weather and imminent rain clouds, Tallahassee residents dream of the warmer, sunnier days, such as winter break.
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Jared Leto recently announced he will be auctioning off a guitar he used for downtime on the Morbius release tour to Ukrainian refugees in Poland.
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