Well, the Oscars definitely happened!
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Nightmare Alley: Bradley Cooper trips absolute balls, convinces himself he’s a silly little trickster man and goes on to gaslight literally everyone he’s ever met. It’s so scary.
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You either love him or hate him--Kanye West, also known as Ye or every Swiftie’s musical arch-nemesis.
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Two Weeks ago the Bagels and that LA team came together to brawl in the Super Bowl— for the people who are not familiar, it’s the sports show where Lady Gaga performed her iconic music mash-up in 2017.
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As the season of love ravages FSU’s campus, insufferable couples find new ways to tell everyone they have a beau this Valentine’s.
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In today’s society, being a person who has not yet watched Euphoria is as ugly as someone going to Starbucks during the boycott.
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With the smell of love and Health and Wellness Center appointments in the air, many feel they’ll find their other half in the city of romance (Tallahassee, Florida).
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It’s no secret: Communism has slowly taken over America.
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If you didn’t hear the male-manipulator screams around campus or get the all-call for an emergency LGBT+ staff meeting, then we hate to be the ones to break the news, but BROCKHAMPTON has broken up.
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Out of the ruins of 2021, a new hope has risen and passed itself towards the most enlightened students of Florida State University.
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Spring semester and 2022 are now in full swing, and you know what that means: the Leach is full, morale is low and your New Year’s resolution is to not let your SSRIs prevent you from sleeping with other horny college students.
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Ring, ring, it’s seasonal depression calling! Even though Florida rarely dips below freezing (50 degrees Fahrenheit), the winter months can sometimes feel like a constant cloud over your head.
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Much like stories of vampires and boogeyman, stories of big, unannounced parties arriving at restaurants have haunted man for centuries.
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Happy bi visibility week! Here at the Eggplant, we pride ourselves on our inclusion of members of the LGBTQ community and strive to create an environment where people of all sexualities are welcome and validated. But to be honest, we’re a bit confused by “bi visibility.” Like, is it not obvious?
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Ah, fall. It's a season that brings so much! A brand new school year, tensions in political elections, and that one acorn you found in the grass that you’ll keep on a shelf for way too long.
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There is nothing more unpredictable or devastating than Florida State’s cursed football team--it makes meteorology almost an exact science in comparison.
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Mamma Mia! One of the greatest bands and pioneers of pop music announces a reunion and we, supposed ABBA fanatics, pretend like nothing is happening.
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Well, the time is finally nigh. Everyone is back on campus sweating their asses off and wondering what’s next.
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Someone call Nicholas Sparks because I’m hearing wedding bells on Tennessee Street!
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