Every year, FSU presidents prove how down to earth they are by serving students ice cream on Landis Green for an afternoon.
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Describing himself as by far the most dedicated member of the University Ambassadors Program and the only one who he even knows what a true Nole is, overly enthusiastic tour guide Mario Nguyen confirmed Tuesday that he did in fact get a campus map tattooed on his back.
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Chemistry major Elizabeth Barnes has finally perfected a skill that she's calling “an inspiration to foodies everywhere.”
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In preparation for the allowance of concealed firearms on campus, fraternity Delta Tau Delta has transformed their residence space into a highly militarized protective fort.
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A few days ago, FSU quarterback and all-around model citizen Jameis Winston announced that he will not be attending the NFL draft.
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Armed with only an old copy of The God Delusion and a condescending sneer, sophomore and self-proclaimed gentleman Jack Bolster will finally get the chance to put his supreme intellect on display today against the famed anti-evolutionist, Preacher Tom.
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Claiming he hadn’t seen a pair of knockers that huge since the Republican National Convention of 96’, FSU President John Thrasher told reporters, after months of searching for the legendary collection, he finally found Eric Barron’s old Playboy stash hidden in his office early Tuesday morning.
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A fraternity at Florida State University is taking a unique approach to celebrating this St. Patrick’s Day by fasting and holding a “Potato FAM-ine themed party.
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Florida governor Rick Scott, in what seems like attempt to prove that he is actually an uneducated five-year-old trapped in the crypt keeper’s body, has banned use of the term “climate change” among his employees.
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This weekend, the Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter at Oklahoma University was disbanded immediately following a video of its members partaking in a disgusting but not at all surprising racist chant.
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FSU Senior Paul Lewis woke up this morning to see his entire Instagram and Facebook flooded with logos of either the Vitality or Ignite Party. For a brief moment, Lewis considered doing some research on which party would best represent student interests and make the university a safer and more intellectually thriving place.
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Chaos struck Dodd Lecture Hall this afternoon as Sophomore David Kent made the executive decision to change his seat seven weeks into the semester of his World Religions class. This judgment call has so drastically impacted the class’ aura that it was immediately canceled for the rest of the semester.
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This past Monday, the FSU campus was divinely blessed by the presence of traveling preacher Brother Jed, who spoke for nine hours on a variety of topics ranging from homosexuality to more about homosexuality. Brother Jed has been to hundreds of college campuses in his preaching career, but on Monday, in his humble opinion, he fucking killed it.
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At the beginning of spring semester, thousands of students rush to sign a lease for next year’s apartment, just like they promised their parents they would do in December. While the search for an apartment with enough security to prevent break-ins but too little to prevent bong rips can be a struggle, it can also be exciting.
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The Florida State basketball team has had tonight’s nationally televised game against Duke circled on their calendar for months. The Seminoles have a history of upsetting highly ranked Duke teams, but tonight they have a totally different and more realistic goal in mind.
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This national signing day the Seminoles are once again bringing in top prospects, this time with 5 star DT Drew Brownstein, who is the cream of the crop in a recruiting class loaded with studs.
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Junior Steven Bell has spent the last three years as captain and star seeker of FSU’s quidditch team. That, however, came to an abrupt end last evening when Bell let it slip during practice that he has never actually read any of the books but has instead only seen the movies.
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Every February, the United States observes Black History Month. With all of the racial tension in light of the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases, many citizens are putting emphasis on the importance of this month, and are increasing their activism.
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As students everywhere are stocking their kitchens with Bud Light and Cheetos in preparation for tonight’s Super Bowl, junior Creative Writing major and pretentious fuck Simon Hartwick has plans of his own.
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