Every Floridian with a pulse knows about the infamous rivalry between Florida State University and The University of Florida, which culminated in a FSU victory on Saturday.
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Thanksgiving is two days away and FSU students are looking forward to indulging in copious amounts of free food as well as nonchalantly rounding up their GPA to each family member who asks.
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A cold front has taken over in the past 24 hours, with temperatures sinking lower than the average friend group's combined GPA's.
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Former senator John Thrasher has officially begun his tenure as Florida State University’s new president, and has wasted no time making an impact on the school.
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This year for Veterans Day, the Student Life Cinema has decided to honor the men and women who risked their lives for our freedom with a 24-hour continuous screening of Disney’s Cadet Kelly.
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Early this morning, five pedestrian students were rushed to the hospital after walking straight into oncoming traffic while crossing Stadium Drive.
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Early this afternoon, an eager tour group’s interest in FSU quickly plummeted after they encountered a student riding a Razor scooter to class.
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As polls open across the state today, students everywhere are trying hard to pretend to care about anything other than the medical marijuana amendment.
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To My Fellow Students, I bet you probably thought you wouldn’t ever hear from me again.
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In a bold move that some are referring to as the “White Girl Apocalypse,” local pumpkin patch owners have come together to stop the growing trend of the predominately white, college-aged girls, who take pictures in their pumpkin patches and then leave without buying anything.
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FSU’s Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) fraternity has been suspended due to reports of sexual battery.
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Last Wednesday, Florida Governor Rick Scott made national news when he refused to walk on stage in a debate against his opponent Charlie Crist because of a small fan Crist kept underneath his podium.
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Continuing with the trend of sacrificing student quality-of-life for financial gain, Florida State University has issued an e-mail to all students living on campus, instructing them to evacuate their dorms by 8:00 PM Friday night, the day before the Notre Dame-Florida State game.
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Tuesday morning, Florida State students were greeted with dark skies, a torrential downpour, and the pleasure of trying to figure out whether or not they would have to get out of bed.
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Late Friday night, The New York Times released the results of a lengthy investigation into how the Tallahassee Police Department favors FSU football players and helps them avoid punishment.
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Sick of jumping through the hoops of the normal Market Wednesday rules and regulations, freshman Larry Gizmo has decided to take matters into his own hands.
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The Florida State Department of Anthropology has begun an online Kickstarter fund in an attempt to elicit enough donations to move away from the decrepit strip mall where it is currently located.
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Despite having led multiple championship teams onto the field, beloved FSU icon Renegade was relieved of his duties as FSU mascot on Saturday.
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FSU’s Parent’s Weekend 2014 kicked off to a rainy start today. Despite the university’s fervent efforts to entertain what appears to be a massive casting call for an Old Navy commercial, FSU parents have been thus far disappointed with the weekend’s events.
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Local flag retailers reported early Thursday morning that their entire inventory of Confederate flags has been depleted due to the increased demand generated by the arrivals of country music star Luke Bryan and former Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul.
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