SHE’S OLD AS SHIT????? Hillary Clinton is old, like 67 years old right fuckin’ now.
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After the release of Apple’s new racially diverse emojis, many took to the streets in celebration of the end of racism.
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FSU has been undergoing a media firestorm in the past few weeks ever since Jameis Winston’s rape accuser Erica Kinsman chose to tell her side of the story in The Hunting Ground, a documentary about rape on college campuses.
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Every year, FSU presidents prove how down to earth they are by serving students ice cream on Landis Green for an afternoon.
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Describing himself as by far the most dedicated member of the University Ambassadors Program and the only one who he even knows what a true Nole is, overly enthusiastic tour guide Mario Nguyen confirmed Tuesday that he did in fact get a campus map tattooed on his back.
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A few days ago, FSU quarterback and all-around model citizen Jameis Winston announced that he will not be attending the NFL draft.
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Claiming he hadn’t seen a pair of knockers that huge since the Republican National Convention of 96’, FSU President John Thrasher told reporters, after months of searching for the legendary collection, he finally found Eric Barron’s old Playboy stash hidden in his office early Tuesday morning.
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A fraternity at Florida State University is taking a unique approach to celebrating this St. Patrick’s Day by fasting and holding a “Potato FAM-ine themed party.
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Florida governor Rick Scott, in what seems like attempt to prove that he is actually an uneducated five-year-old trapped in the crypt keeper’s body, has banned use of the term “climate change” among his employees.
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FSU Senior Paul Lewis woke up this morning to see his entire Instagram and Facebook flooded with logos of either the Vitality or Ignite Party. For a brief moment, Lewis considered doing some research on which party would best represent student interests and make the university a safer and more intellectually thriving place.
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Chaos struck Dodd Lecture Hall this afternoon as Sophomore David Kent made the executive decision to change his seat seven weeks into the semester of his World Religions class. This judgment call has so drastically impacted the class’ aura that it was immediately canceled for the rest of the semester.
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This past Monday, the FSU campus was divinely blessed by the presence of traveling preacher Brother Jed, who spoke for nine hours on a variety of topics ranging from homosexuality to more about homosexuality. Brother Jed has been to hundreds of college campuses in his preaching career, but on Monday, in his humble opinion, he fucking killed it.
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During the spring of 2014 English major Melissa Shultz studied abroad in London England, “but visited eleven countries, that’s right ELEVEN,” and hasn’t missed an opportunity to bring it up in every conversation since then.
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This Friday, Club Downunder will host Nostalgia Night, where students can come to enjoy everything that made up their 90’s childhood. No one is more pumped for this than first year student, Cassidy Holder, who's been busily riding her Razor scooter all around campus this week preparing for the event.
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At the beginning of spring semester, thousands of students rush to sign a lease for next year’s apartment, just like they promised their parents they would do in December. While the search for an apartment with enough security to prevent break-ins but too little to prevent bong rips can be a struggle, it can also be exciting.
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Every weekend, people gather by the hundreds to the infamous Tennessee St. McDonald’s to distract themselves from their disappointing lives by surrounding themselves with people living even shittier lives.
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After enduring months of criticism by students and faculty, FSU administration have finally decided they’ve had enough. Starting next week, the free speech zone located outside the student union will be moved to the basement of Strozier Library available only between the hours of midnight and 3 am.
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Late last night, FSU alumni Deborah and Jeff Collier tossed their baby boy into Westcott Fountain in celebration of their son’s first birthday.
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FSU students, faculty, and alumni were met with mixed reactions this afternoon when it was announced that the fairly popular, average sized Chili’s in the union would be expanded to encompass the entire Oglesby Student Union as soon as fall 2015.
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