This one's for all the Boners out there. After featuring a variety of big-name performers, FSU’s Club Downunder struck gold yet again when they took to Instagram to announce their latest upcoming musical guest: Styxx Youngbone.
Despite repeated warnings, Dr. N. Tine, acclaimed pulmonologist and graduate of the Florida State University College of Medicine, has found himself without a medical license. Following the repeated offense of hitting his Geek Bar during critical lung consultation appointments.
Scandal struck the Tallahassee bar scene this past weekend, when a bartender noticed that one of the patrons was shockingly found to be three freshmen in a trench coat.
President Richard McCullough says that he is thrilled to welcome Sendonomics to campus, and that “those wannabe sendy SEC schools ain’t got nothing like this!” He then shotgunned a Four Loko and did the griddy.
There has been an exponential rise in the frequency of FSU students accidentally misspelling FSU as “FAU.”
How was he supposed to know that asking “How many holes am I workin’ with?” might cause trouble?
You don’t win until you walk into the clinic with something viral, bacterial, and fungal
It all began when Chad Chadley, a sophomore finance major with a douche bag minor, answered a video call from his “roommate” Brad Bradley.
He had just one last semester to get through without injury, and that was his last day on the force, too
I think it goes without saying that the work ethic here needs to be praised, even if the actions don’t fully align with the law
