FSU students, faculty, and alumni were met with mixed reactions this afternoon when it was announced that the fairly popular, average sized Chili’s in the union would be expanded to encompass the entire Oglesby Student Union as soon as fall 2015.
Read MoreThanksgiving is two days away and FSU students are looking forward to indulging in copious amounts of free food as well as nonchalantly rounding up their GPA to each family member who asks.
Read MoreFormer senator John Thrasher has officially begun his tenure as Florida State University’s new president, and has wasted no time making an impact on the school.
Read MoreThis year for Veterans Day, the Student Life Cinema has decided to honor the men and women who risked their lives for our freedom with a 24-hour continuous screening of Disney’s Cadet Kelly.
Read MoreEarly this morning, five pedestrian students were rushed to the hospital after walking straight into oncoming traffic while crossing Stadium Drive.
Read MoreEarly this afternoon, an eager tour group’s interest in FSU quickly plummeted after they encountered a student riding a Razor scooter to class.
Read MoreTo My Fellow Students, I bet you probably thought you wouldn’t ever hear from me again.
Read MoreFSU’s Pi Kappa Alpha (PIKE) fraternity has been suspended due to reports of sexual battery.
Read MoreContinuing with the trend of sacrificing student quality-of-life for financial gain, Florida State University has issued an e-mail to all students living on campus, instructing them to evacuate their dorms by 8:00 PM Friday night, the day before the Notre Dame-Florida State game.
Read MoreTuesday morning, Florida State students were greeted with dark skies, a torrential downpour, and the pleasure of trying to figure out whether or not they would have to get out of bed.
Read MoreSick of jumping through the hoops of the normal Market Wednesday rules and regulations, freshman Larry Gizmo has decided to take matters into his own hands.
Read MoreThe Florida State Department of Anthropology has begun an online Kickstarter fund in an attempt to elicit enough donations to move away from the decrepit strip mall where it is currently located.
Read MoreDespite having led multiple championship teams onto the field, beloved FSU icon Renegade was relieved of his duties as FSU mascot on Saturday.
Read MoreFSU’s Parent’s Weekend 2014 kicked off to a rainy start today. Despite the university’s fervent efforts to entertain what appears to be a massive casting call for an Old Navy commercial, FSU parents have been thus far disappointed with the weekend’s events.
Read MoreTo my fellow students,
My name is Stefano Cavallaro, and I’m the student body president here at Florida State University. Now, some of you may be thinking, “I don’t remember voting for this guy.” You’re right – you probably didn’t.
Read MoreThis morning, Chief Osceola had a rude awakening when he received the disturbing call that the beloved FSU mascot, Renegade, had spent the night at an impound lot on the charges of a parking violation.
Read MoreThis afternoon, now ex- senator John Thrasher was officially named the new president of Florida State University. Despite fervent disapproval from the majority of teachers and students, the College Republicans are about it, and will be throwing a “White Thrash Wednesday” party tomorrow night to celebrate the university’s new overlord.
Read MoreFlorida State announced last week that actor/comedian Kenan Thompson will be opening for John Mulaney at this year’s Pow Wow. This has sparked much excitement within the student body, most of whom still think Kenan is “the one who loves orange soda.”
Read MoreIn a shocking turn of events this week at FSU, a football player has been held responsible for his actions. Tuesday afternoon Jameis Winston was seen around various spots on campus yelling, “fuck her right in the pussy!”
Read MoreThe start of the semester has been a rough one for Florida State University. Between a controversial presidential search, a botched new bus system, and those stupid fucking helmets, nothing has seemed to go right. Chief among these problems however is the nightmare that has become parking on campus.
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