Chaos struck Dodd Lecture Hall this afternoon as Sophomore David Kent made the executive decision to change his seat seven weeks into the semester of his World Religions class. This judgment call has so drastically impacted the class’ aura that it was immediately canceled for the rest of the semester.
Read MoreThis past Monday, the FSU campus was divinely blessed by the presence of traveling preacher Brother Jed, who spoke for nine hours on a variety of topics ranging from homosexuality to more about homosexuality. Brother Jed has been to hundreds of college campuses in his preaching career, but on Monday, in his humble opinion, he fucking killed it.
Read MoreDuring the spring of 2014 English major Melissa Shultz studied abroad in London England, “but visited eleven countries, that’s right ELEVEN,” and hasn’t missed an opportunity to bring it up in every conversation since then.
Read MoreThe Florida State basketball team has had tonight’s nationally televised game against Duke circled on their calendar for months. The Seminoles have a history of upsetting highly ranked Duke teams, but tonight they have a totally different and more realistic goal in mind.
Read MoreAfter over a semester of half-heartedly inviting each other to Suwannee and low key rolling their eyes at anything the other person said, freshman roommates Morgan Goldstein and Victoria Young agree that the honeymoon phase is over.
Read MoreEvery weekend, people gather by the hundreds to the infamous Tennessee St. McDonald’s to distract themselves from their disappointing lives by surrounding themselves with people living even shittier lives.
Read MoreThis national signing day the Seminoles are once again bringing in top prospects, this time with 5 star DT Drew Brownstein, who is the cream of the crop in a recruiting class loaded with studs.
Read MoreJunior Steven Bell has spent the last three years as captain and star seeker of FSU’s quidditch team. That, however, came to an abrupt end last evening when Bell let it slip during practice that he has never actually read any of the books but has instead only seen the movies.
Read MoreEvery February, the United States observes Black History Month. With all of the racial tension in light of the Michael Brown and Eric Garner cases, many citizens are putting emphasis on the importance of this month, and are increasing their activism.
Read MoreAs students everywhere are stocking their kitchens with Bud Light and Cheetos in preparation for tonight’s Super Bowl, junior Creative Writing major and pretentious fuck Simon Hartwick has plans of his own.
Read MoreAfter enduring months of criticism by students and faculty, FSU administration have finally decided they’ve had enough. Starting next week, the free speech zone located outside the student union will be moved to the basement of Strozier Library available only between the hours of midnight and 3 am.
Read MoreA group of multicultural students were all disingenuous smiles yesterday as they posed on Landis Green for a photograph that will be featured on Florida State University’s newest campus brochures.
Read MoreLate last night, FSU alumni Deborah and Jeff Collier tossed their baby boy into Westcott Fountain in celebration of their son’s first birthday.
Read MoreSophomore Economics major Ben Alkire was pleasantly surprised with himself today when he participated in a conversation with two other students about FSU and the Koch Brothers without knowing anything about who they are or what they do.
Read MoreFSU students, faculty, and alumni were met with mixed reactions this afternoon when it was announced that the fairly popular, average sized Chili’s in the union would be expanded to encompass the entire Oglesby Student Union as soon as fall 2015.
Read MoreThe Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has been the subject of much scrutiny since last week’s announcement of the 2015 Oscar nominations.
Read MoreAs Seminole students and fans come to terms with the end of football season, some have turned to the FSU basketball team to try to find a reason to be happy again. However, many fans were shocked to learn that FSU’s basketball season has not only already started, but has actually been going on for a couple of months.
Read MoreToday at 1:30 pm, thousands of students at Florida State University celebrated the most anticipated event of the semester: the financial aid drop. While most students have been counting down the seconds until they can pick up weed, junior Allison Barkovec is anything but thrilled about the occasion.
Read More1. 50 Shades of Grey Decoy: Despite having already read it under your covers at least 4 times during high school, you’re still a little iffy about breaking out the 50 Shades of Grey book in public.
Read MoreFlorida State sophomore Chad Peters has been in a state of anger and confusion after learning that his Evolution of Human Sexuality course will not include a lab alongside the normal class.
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