FSU junior Nicole Rampone has been parading around campus on a white stallion, sporting a CVS-purchased tiara, since last Friday.
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For years Florida State University has used the login page of its Blackboard website to show off the university’s most attractive students, but recently a few brave students have decided to speak out and challenge the status quo.
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Tired of living in his own kingdom of ice-olation, theater student Joe Walley has announced he will host his own tailgate party before tonight’s showing of Frozen at the SLC. For the first time in forever, there won’t be any beer or frat stars at a college tailgate.
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In addition to being open 24/7, the Strozier Library Starbucks has something special in store for its coffee crazed customers. Starting this finals week, Starbucks will be offering study drug alternatives to caffeine, because sometimes coffee just doesn’t cut it.
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FSU dad Grant Buckner was devastated last week when his only son and Black Ops partner Matt Buckner showed up at home for spring break, proving he really is a complete loser who had no plans at all.
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Florida State University announced Wednesday morning that staring Fall 2014, iPhone emojis will be taught as a foreign language course.
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FSU history professor Roy McClay has been patient, but has a feeling the time has finally come for his very own ratemyprofessor.com chili pepper. “I cut out all carbs and even started jogging this summer so I could look my best for a new year of ratings.”
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We took your votes for the 2014 FSU Oscars and the results are in!
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Florida State University has yet again been ranked as the most efficient university in the nation. People all over the world are commending the university for not having spent all that much money per student.
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Freshman Ben Alkire revealed this week that after taking just one introductory level economics course last semester, he now knows exactly what it will take to fix the economy.
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Library goers were shocked yesterday when third year student Jamie Fallon underwent an intense anxiety attack as she frantically attempted to swipe her FSU ID to get into Strozier.
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Due to the recent emergence of spray painted graffiti phrases such as “nothing is real” and “life is an illusion” across campus, University Police have concluded that at least one student is in the midst of an embarrassingly public existential crisis.
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As do most Accapelliacs, Ally Wileyimmediately moved to New York City to become a star after graduating from FSU with what she calls “an irrelevant” degree in nursing.
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Florida State’s campaign for ethical sexual awareness, FSU Measure Up, has requested that all male students attending the university come in for an official penile measurement that will be entered into the Blackboard system.
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Florida State University announced today that President Eric Barron will leave the university after four years of holding the prestigious office.
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After a couple was found having sex in a residence hall study room last week, a few of the dormitory hall directors are considering issuing changes to their behavior and conduct guidelines.
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Florida State University announced yesterday that the university’s annual black history month celebration will conclude with a celebrity boxing match between university president Eric Barron and former neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman.
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In an attempt to prove mediocre country bands that pander to the worst sections of the student body are not what this school is about, university officials announced Tuesday they have hired Childish Gambino to perform on campus in April.
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In keeping with Florida State University’s longstanding tradition of racial sensitivity, university officials announced today that music icon Jimmy Buffett will perform at this years Black History Month tribute concert titled “Black History Month 2014: We’re All Just Cheeseburgers in Paradise”.
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Tallahassee’s night life just got that much hotter as rumors swirl that former Malcolm in the Middle and Big Fat Liar star Frankie Muniz will stop by Tallahassee’s signature clubs tonight.
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