No other establishment on campus holds as much history and hungover freshman as the beloved Sweet Shop.
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You bought a bag of party size Doritos. You created the most heinous punch that couldn’t be kept down by even the strongest of stomachs. You did everything you could to throw the craziest Halloween party ever.
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In the age of social media, it can be difficult to watch the man you love and who only kinda likes you back liking other girls’ scantily clad Instagram photos.
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In the eternal human quest to find out what it all means, some people turn to the stars or religion to explain why the world works the way it does.
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“What’s that smell?”
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While FSU Football currently has us embarrassed to wear Seminole gear to family reunions, it’s important in these bleak times to remember that we have other sports teams (yes, you heard that correctly).
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Stonehenge. Easter Island. The Pyramids. That one run-down hotel on Tennessee Street across from Degraff and the cursed McDonald’s. These places are shrouded with mystery and their purpose has been lost to time. They are now nothing but monuments of bygone eras. Today, we’re giving a special spotlight to one such relic of the past that has baffled the greatest minds of our generation: the Landis pull-up bars.
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People get to college, go to the club and haphazardly accept a colorful nicotine stick offered forward by “some guy”.
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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
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In-person events are back! You know what that means: lots of awkward eye contact with people you follow on Instagram but have never met in real life, sipping on warm drinks, and unfortunately, running into people you’ve slept with.
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As the fall semester begins, FSU is welcoming back its students with new events like avoiding football tailgaters and unveiling facilities like new sawdust on the Union scaffolding. One such renovation is at FSU’s famous late-night stop The Den, known for filling students up with so much breakfast food, sugar, and grease to the point where they wish they had just eaten their mini-fridge leftovers.
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The last time we were all on campus together like this we were being sent home for a week-long spring break that ended up lasting through the Thrasher presidency. One thing that hasn’t seemed to change, though, is the fact that the COVID-19 pandemic is deadass still happening.
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With the beginning of a new semester comes new stressors, and in turn, ill-informed students attempting to distract themselves in whatever way possible.
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Fall semester is finally back in session, and so are sweaty walks up and down the Diffenbaugh hill while pretending not to regret the nitro cold brew you just inhaled.
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For as long as anyone can remember, girls have been attracted to dangerous guys: cowboys, motorcycle bandits, Jess from Gilmore Girls and countless others.
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We’ve all had those awkward hookups.
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It was a dark and stormy night on Landis Green. The wind was howling something fierce and the rain crashed down on the Chick-Fil-A umbrella tables.
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We’ve certainly come to a kind of “new normal” when it comes to hooking up during the pandemic.
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Save for the meal prep demons and whoever Hello Fresh is advertising to, I’d say we all have our dietary vices.
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As many Florida State students may know, the spring semester will soon come to an end.
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