Every year on Mother’s Day, moms nationwide find themselves tagged in Facebook posts and are sent screenshots of their kid’s Instagram posts from their one cool mom friend who believes she’s hip enough to have one.
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SHE’S OLD AS SHIT????? Hillary Clinton is old, like 67 years old right fuckin’ now.
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After the release of Apple’s new racially diverse emojis, many took to the streets in celebration of the end of racism.
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A few days ago, FSU quarterback and all-around model citizen Jameis Winston announced that he will not be attending the NFL draft.
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Florida governor Rick Scott, in what seems like attempt to prove that he is actually an uneducated five-year-old trapped in the crypt keeper’s body, has banned use of the term “climate change” among his employees.
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Every Floridian with a pulse knows about the infamous rivalry between Florida State University and The University of Florida, which culminated in a FSU victory on Saturday.
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A cold front has taken over in the past 24 hours, with temperatures sinking lower than the average friend group's combined GPA's.
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Last Wednesday, Florida Governor Rick Scott made national news when he refused to walk on stage in a debate against his opponent Charlie Crist because of a small fan Crist kept underneath his podium.
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Florida State University has been abuzz for weeks about tonight’s event on campus with acclaimed scientist Bill Nye. This is the most excited students have been for a non-football event since the last I’m Shmacked video.
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his morning, President Obama announced that in lieu of the United States’ embarrassing World Cup elimination, the 4th of July is now canceled.
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A video released today by UF’s most musically and artistically talented students proves that due to the university’s recent lack of success in pretty much everything, Gator fans have to look back fifty years to the invention of Gatorade to find anything worth bragging about.
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Florida State University held a special ceremony this morning to honor the brave Tallahassee Police detectives who played a crucial role in securing a third national championship for FSU by not doing anything at all.
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Florida State students and fans across the globe are expressing outrage today at the release of a new logo for its athletic teams, which is essentially an updated version of the logo they all knew and ignored until the new one came out.
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Freshman Ben Alkire revealed this week that after taking just one introductory level economics course last semester, he now knows exactly what it will take to fix the economy.
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Florida State University announced today that President Eric Barron will leave the university after four years of holding the prestigious office.
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Florida State University announced yesterday that the university’s annual black history month celebration will conclude with a celebrity boxing match between university president Eric Barron and former neighborhood watchman George Zimmerman.
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In keeping with Florida State University’s longstanding tradition of racial sensitivity, university officials announced today that music icon Jimmy Buffett will perform at this years Black History Month tribute concert titled “Black History Month 2014: We’re All Just Cheeseburgers in Paradise”.
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NFL Super Bowl XLVIII between the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos will give FSU fans a chance to really focus on football for a change.
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TLC announced this morning the debut of their newest show “The Red Lightning District” The show will follow the life of FSU student Frankie Malgrat, otherwise known as “Red Lightning”, and his adventures in the Tallahassee night life.
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