The days of local house shows with bands like Her New Knife and Airport Drive are long behind us.
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In recent weeks, FSU football games have become a hub for racists, homophobes, and every gross grouping of people, although this has kinda always been the case. Kappa Delta found a way to highlight themselves in a way that isn’t related to balayages, believing that a time of heightened political sensitivity and constant protesting is also a good time to hate crime Black people.
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FSU is currently four games into its 2021 season, which means four games of increasingly crushing losses Seminole stans have been forced to witness.
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Nothing spreads faster than a TikTok trend, well maybe, second only to FSU’s own Flu strain (along with every other FSU created disease-looking at you chlamydia).
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Much to the relief of the entire student body of FSU, construction on the university’s new Oglesby Union is now completed, including a wave of new eateries including Panera Bread, Jamba Juice, and seven new “Mom and Pop’s” hot dog stands inside.
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With the start of classes comes the continuation of old-fashioned methods of attempting to bring together a room of students who will never speak to each other ever again. Like, ever.
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The presence of Greek Life at universities has long been a source of conflict within student bodies across the nation. With the recent controversies surrounding numerous chapters on Florida State’s campus (cough, cough), the Eggplant wanted to gather perspective from students and find out what their thoughts are on Greek Life at FSU
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Full capacity and full steam ahead. A return to normal. A few things that could totally be possible if collectivism was more prevalent at Florida State University (and honestly, Florida as a whole--yes we are looking at you DeSantis).
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We’ve all been there before. You introduce yourself to a man in a position of power, and all you can think to say is, “Hey, hot stuff”.
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Greetings, reader.
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TikTok is known for capitalizing off of self-diagnosed dancers and 16-year-old self-proclaimed comedians, but a large demographic for the app is socially starved college students.
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Since not many people want to sweat their asses off doing ‘Yoga on the Field’ or running the 5k to the stadium, FSU’s event department known as the Seminole Experience™ had no choice but to get crafty.
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“Anyone at FSU with a septum ring knows that Club Downunder is the place to go if you want to see some indie artist be mad as fuck about how he’s in a college town with no underage girls.”
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In recent news, Starbucks has announced the introduction of oat milk into their establishments.
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The neurological damage caused by the Hyper Online social interaction many of us have been limited to over the past year may have left us without the faculties to communicate beyond trending catchphrases.
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Last week, in an unexpected press conference, President Thrasher announced plans for the next phase of COVID-19 vaccine distribution here at FSU.
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Besides all of the chaos happening in the world right now, school is already tough, and nobody knows this more than a burnt out gifted kid.
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Frats and sororities, once a staple of college life, have been radically altered in the face of the pandemic.
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The streets of Tallahassee have been relatively desolate the past couple of weeks.
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Amidst the recent development and distribution of the coronavirus vaccine, FSU students have been in contact with local health departments and the university to find out when and where they can receive their vaccination.
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