If you didn’t hear the male-manipulator screams around campus or get the all-call for an emergency LGBT+ staff meeting, then we hate to be the ones to break the news, but BROCKHAMPTON has broken up.
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Out of the ruins of 2021, a new hope has risen and passed itself towards the most enlightened students of Florida State University.
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Spring semester and 2022 are now in full swing, and you know what that means: the Leach is full, morale is low and your New Year’s resolution is to not let your SSRIs prevent you from sleeping with other horny college students.
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Ring, ring, it’s seasonal depression calling! Even though Florida rarely dips below freezing (50 degrees Fahrenheit), the winter months can sometimes feel like a constant cloud over your head.
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Much like stories of vampires and boogeyman, stories of big, unannounced parties arriving at restaurants have haunted man for centuries.
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Happy bi visibility week! Here at the Eggplant, we pride ourselves on our inclusion of members of the LGBTQ community and strive to create an environment where people of all sexualities are welcome and validated. But to be honest, we’re a bit confused by “bi visibility.” Like, is it not obvious?
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Ah, fall. It's a season that brings so much! A brand new school year, tensions in political elections, and that one acorn you found in the grass that you’ll keep on a shelf for way too long.
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There is nothing more unpredictable or devastating than Florida State’s cursed football team--it makes meteorology almost an exact science in comparison.
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Mamma Mia! One of the greatest bands and pioneers of pop music announces a reunion and we, supposed ABBA fanatics, pretend like nothing is happening.
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Well, the time is finally nigh. Everyone is back on campus sweating their asses off and wondering what’s next.
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Someone call Nicholas Sparks because I’m hearing wedding bells on Tennessee Street!
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While 99-year-old Prince Philip’s death certainly didn’t shock the world, waking up in Hell likely shocked the old bastard.
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Another day, another leaked document revealing something to the public they should have already known was happening.
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We know the familiar story. A bright, ambitious girl ready to take a city by storm with her creative abilities and her impressive wow factor.
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Over the weekend, family members gathered in groups of ten and up for Church and some good ole fashioned egg dyeing.
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Spring has sprung, and as students near the ever-frightening end of the semester, mental health has been rapidly declining.
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Easter is coming up, which means its time for every cradle-Catholic to cosplay a heterosexual non-degenerate while they are home for the weekend.
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At the end of the hit 2007 Disney and Pixar film Ratatouille, the renowned food critic Anton Ego delivers a highly acclaimed speech about the folly of critics.
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Let it be said that the students of FSU are known for a lot of...unique things.
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