Samantha ‘Scoots’ Stillwell was once again reportedly sighted coasting around on an e-scooter in a vivid display of her independence last Monday.
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October is finally upon us.
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Get ready students—Club Downunder’s new event lineup is funky, fresh, and most importantly, within CDC guidelines!
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Things will truly never be the same in Tallahassee following this weekend’s heat-filled, coronavirus-ridden return to the infamous Tennessee Strip.
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Living in an apartment complex occupied solely by rambunctious college-aged alcoholics who don’t know any better than to go feral after getting off their parents’ leash for the first time in their lives certainly has its quirks.
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Now that social distancing has dethroned on-campus canvasser coercion as the ubiquitous collegiate human rights violation, the impromptu Zoom class extension has comfortably taken its place.
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There isn’t a single college student who hasn’t found themselves staying up through the night only to sleep in so long that their roommates almost carted them off to the hospital.
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We’re over a week into September and the world still seems like a neverending hell fire.
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It’s been a dreary time to be a fan of comedy during the extreme losing streak that is COVID-19.
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With parties, ragers and drunk nights at the Strip being a distant memory for some, FSU has become a school focused on education rather than partying for the first time in its history.
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Having minimum requirements from where and how you can join your classes’ zoom calls has opened the doors for self-expression.
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It’s an ordinary Tuesday morning when you erect your spine in a position vaguely perpendicular to your bed to clock into your biweekly Zoom lecture, and there he is.
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It’s that time of the year again! The time when your Twitter feed is filled with those pumpkin cookies that you’ve literally never seen in person, Starbucks advertisements and those girls from high school adding “spoopy” to the front of their name because apparently spooky just isn’t quirky enough.
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Florida State University is known worldwide as a hub of intelligence, education, and undeclared majors. With the threat of coronavirus looming, students might have to trade their beer bongs for ventilators.
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As quarantine has come and gone, some things have remained--namely, the 15 pounds we all gained from drinking whatever we could find in our parents’ liquor cabinets and watching the U.S. collapse while every other country went back to some sort of normalcy.
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The apocalypse is upon us. Zoom and Canvas already crashed, so society itself will probably implode in the coming days as more schools and universities begin to reopen.
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Honestly, too much has happened in 2020. It’s difficult to find ourselves in the midst of a global pandemic and even harder to acknowledge just how many bad health habits we juggled before all of this.
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Quarantined inside? Plagued by the inescapable fears and anxieties of self-isolation? Need exercise? Well, look no further than your tiny screens, because the Queen of the Catwalk himself, Miss J. Alexander, just published a MasterClass teaching you everything you need to know about the art of walking.
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Ever wondered what a 59-year-old man with nothing better to do thinks of your landscaping abilities?
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Months of being indoors with no chance of smooching a stranger or acquaintance at a grimy function have led to atrophied tongues worldwide.
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